may i offer my sincere felicitations 2 all those who have been appointed! i hope that U R diligent and fair in yr duties, petals xxx

when can i expect the mass-banning of Broccolney sympathisers 2 take place? Christmas Day? how fitting it would be 2 banish such a demonic presence on our Lord's birthday!

we mustn't allow a single weed of Mediocritney adoration 2 propagate and spread. it takes but one flame 2 instigate an inferno