Nottingham wrote: ↑Wed Sep 14, 2022 2:59 pm HOWLERING @ that title

Every time I open the forum the title has changed and I let out a little squeal

Omg I totally forgot about the happy birthday Jamie / Fausto debacle.

And to think I actually gave her the benefit of the doubt then…

janvinron wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:37 am

Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:10 am

janvinron wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:36 am

Wait, I thought you’re a Britney stan or did I confuse you with somebody else?

Not a Britney stan, no. But perhaps I’m not as vitriolic about her as some of the girls here.

I give credit where it’s due and she’s had some bops in the past - so maybe you’ve seen me post something like that?

Ehm maybe a different poster then.

Are you getting me confused with @BaeTine? It’s an easy mistake to make (plus she’s a Britney stan)

janvinron wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:36 am

Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Tue Sep 13, 2022 3:14 am Also, whilst I’m here: Fuck Britney.

Wait, I thought you’re a Britney stan or did I confuse you with somebody else?

Not a Britney stan, no. But perhaps I’m not as vitriolic about her as some of the girls here.

I give credit where it’s due and she’s had some bops in the past - so maybe you’ve seen me post something like that?

Also, whilst I’m here: Fuck Britney.

For those of us not following Britney’s Insta and couldn’t workout why some of us were posting fresh “fuck britney” comments, I thought I’d post her latest upload below:



Not a single supportive comment. Her fans are dragging her to FILTH.

I’ve legit eaten all of this up and it’s the tastiest breakfast I’ve had in months

DevotionHURTS wrote: ↑Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:15 pm So now this thread has become the new official Mess thread.

Girl those two threads have been interchangeable for years.

Jesus just read the Britney rant. What a fucking shit show. Calling out your own son publicly is a new low.

Erotica wrote: ↑Fri Sep 02, 2022 2:23 am

x-hunter wrote: ↑Fri Sep 02, 2022 2:09 am So...actually I didn't want to be active here anymore....

I always find it interesting that when it suits Britney’s narrative, she’s Madonna’s heir because she’s so musically gifted and in control of her career choices.

But then the narrative changes (from the same sources and fanbase) to “she’s fragile and being coerced and bullied as we need to look after her” when it suits the storyline they’re trying to push.

It’s like, which is it? Because it can’t be both. I understand that peoples lives and careers have seasons so it won’t be the same all the way through, but I’ve never known any other artist have their fans / management / PR flip flop their storylines so often.

Anyway, as far as the song goes, it’s cute. Better than the demo I heard. It’s not something I’ll add to a playlist but I can imagine radio playing this and people getting into it.

Does it show any growth? No
Is it going to set the world alight? No

But I suppose it doesn’t need to. It just has to put her music back into the publics conscious.

The test will be if she’s ever scheduled to perform it…

BaeTine wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:28 pm

Bad_vocal_technique wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:10 pm Elton premiered the song live at some random party. I kinda like the song but they manipulated her vocals so much lol. Those vocals must be horrid.

This video is so embarrassing. Looking like a colorblind homosexual midget on an all inclusive cruise from Delaware to South Carolina at the karaoke party after the all you can eat slider dinner is over.

She looks like she’s half way through gender reassignment surgery

_DC10_ wrote: ↑Sun Jul 31, 2022 4:59 am

Addicted wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 12:38 am

Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 6:26 pm

Really? I thought In The Zone was the last time she had any hits?

I mean, there was 3. But that was one of those flash in the pan, manipulated first week sales jobs, wasn’t it?

Womanizer, Hold it Against me and 3 all hit #1 for one week but spent literal months inside the top 10, also hit #1 on the pop radio. Lol Scream and and shout is one of the best selling singles of all time. Gimme More and Work bitch go viral on tiktok every other month. There's a reason why her streaming #s are higher than most of her contemporaries and legends before her time who supposedly have more memorable hits than her.

Her streaming numbers really took off after the whole free Britney thing. In fact she always had less monthly listeners than Christina until the past couple of years. It's not because of her 'great' back catalogue.. it's because she's a media spectacle again.

This is true actually. I remember seeing the monthly listeners ranking and she was a few numbers behind Christina up until Free Britney

Addicted wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 12:38 am

Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 6:26 pm

Addicted wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:51 pm

Uhm.... most of her #1's and top 10's came out after 2004......

Really? I thought In The Zone was the last time she had any hits?

I mean, there was 3. But that was one of those flash in the pan, manipulated first week sales jobs, wasn’t it?

Womanizer, Hold it Against me and 3 all hit #1 for one week but spent literal months inside the top 10, also hit #1 on the pop radio. Lol Scream and and shout is one of the best selling singles of all time. Gimme More and Work bitch go viral on tiktok every other month. There's a reason why her streaming #s are higher than most of her contemporaries and legends before her time who supposedly have more memorable hits than her.

I had no idea Womanizer and HIAM were #1s. HIAM is one of the worst songs ever recorded to be honest.

TikTok viral vids aren’t being counted here as I was talking about released songs being actual hits. But I think Gimme More and Work Bitch both did well. Great pop songs.

Addicted wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:51 pm

Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:22 pm

reasonwhy wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:55 pm It's sad that britney's comeback is going to be successful just for the simple fact of her freedom and drama with the conservatorship. I wish people could focus more on quality when it comes to music.
Xtina is trying to make her comeback since bionic flopped hard with lotus, libertation and she's still fighting and now Brit will come with just new music and a first single (not the Elton John song) whenever she's ready and boom!!!! number ones, award shows, interviews, promo, specials, documentaries, etc...

I’m interested to see how the public responds though. She’s struggled to get a genuine hit single since 2004. There will be social media buzz, but will the radio play her?

Also, I look forward to her press interviews (if she does them)

Uhm.... most of her #1's and top 10's came out after 2004......

Really? I thought In The Zone was the last time she had any hits?

I mean, there was 3. But that was one of those flash in the pan, manipulated first week sales jobs, wasn’t it?

reasonwhy wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:55 pm It's sad that britney's comeback is going to be successful just for the simple fact of her freedom and drama with the conservatorship. I wish people could focus more on quality when it comes to music.
Xtina is trying to make her comeback since bionic flopped hard with lotus, libertation and she's still fighting and now Brit will come with just new music and a first single (not the Elton John song) whenever she's ready and boom!!!! number ones, award shows, interviews, promo, specials, documentaries, etc...

I’m interested to see how the public responds though. She’s struggled to get a genuine hit single since 2004. There will be social media buzz, but will the radio play her?

Also, I look forward to her press interviews (if she does them)

Still makes me die

I mean

Christian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 5:38 pm Who’s um taking those photos?

Probably Jayden.

Nottingham wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 11:21 am

Omg this video

The Lil Kim clip at the end… we Stan tbh

Tink. wrote: ↑Thu Jul 14, 2022 8:31 am OK someone gives me cliff notes. Why do the crazies think the K's stole 600 Million?The only thing I can find is a business manager linked to both. But how does this show they ended up with any of her money? LOL what?

This. I need a summary.

Erotica wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:43 pm Quick someone open a thread on lipstickalley

[there isn’t enough popcorn in the world]

BaeTine wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:53 am

NewAgenda wrote: ↑Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:53 pm New Britney rant that she posted on IG, but deleted claiming that she has it so hard as a white girl. @BaeTine @dinvy

Poor Britney had to walk from her private jet to her luxury car. Boohoo!

Woo, where to even begin?

I think the main takeaway is that she better be lucky some pedophile thought she had a nice ass back when she was 8, because based on her intelligence, talent, and upbringing, she's much more suited to cleaning the toilets in the airport than she is to being flown, driven, and coddled around it like she has been.

On an unrelated topic, do we think her homosexual "husband" is better off with her dead or alive? I'm trying to plan out the rest of my year and need to know if I'm reserving time to celebrate her eventual overdose or is that on hold for the time being until his bag is more secure?

Skahdbwisnehwiswjidje

ledif wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 9:36 pm

George wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 8:07 pm

Hocus Pocus wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:32 pm ^ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Britney Spears's Instagram account disappears a week after her star-studded wedding

Seems like she toys with the idea of living a private life, but comes crawling back every time to trash her family, peers and fans

Please she comes to give us pussy tuna realness. Pussney is on some other shit, literally, with that dp game of toilet paper stuck up her cornhole and vibrator up her tuna hole.

Please don’t ruin tuna for me.

Anitta wrote: ↑Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:31 am

Flame wrote: ↑Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:42 pm

She couldn't brush her hair for once??

Ansel Elgort there… does she really want us to believe she actually knows any of these people? It’s like Sam’s publicist sent a chain email to all celebrities on the agency’s database to see who could make it.

I literally thought the same. None of these people have ever evidenced any personal connection to Britney, apart from Paris (15 years ago) and Madonna (20 years ago), and now they’re all invited to her wedding… absurd.

Franzjoseph wrote: ↑Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:55 am

xtinafighter48 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:28 am this is so cool

fking cringe

Omg so cringe

Lady Marmalade 2022

Milan wrote: ↑Sun May 29, 2022 5:27 pm This thread's title is disgusting. How is it allowed?

We Stan, tbh

Lydekane wrote: ↑Sun May 29, 2022 6:32 am I just showed my boyfriend these posts and he said "You must remember this girl is trailer trash. I don't know why people thought she'd be anything else with her raccoon eyes!"

I think I might be dating @BaeTine

I knew Baetine was a Dom top

I’m calling Animal Services on Methney

DirrtyHancock wrote: ↑Wed May 25, 2022 11:17 pm

xtinafighter48 wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 6:29 am

you're beautiful Britney - ddlovato


we love your curvy door - a few eagle eyed stans


I think there's toilet paper stuck - another stan

Omg the comments under that video.

The GP and her fans are all starting to see how Fucking crazy she is. The negative posts outnumber the positive ones finally.

I can’t think of a better way to start my morning