HRH Lady Mamacita wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:38 pm

Anitta wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:37 pm

HRH Lady Mamacita wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:00 pm Giving me Colombia’s government teas tbh.

Fitting since I'm Colombian.

Hi sis! Latinas al poder

HRH Lady Mamacita wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:00 pm Giving me Colombia’s government teas tbh.

NIGHTMARE© wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 1:40 am I told you she would be back

BYC wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 10:57 am

Congrats Jimmy bae and Kitana! I don’t know much about Ms Anita but I’m sure she will be wonderful as well.

Creek wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 3:47 pm Glad we finally got some competent moderators tho! Congratulations @Jimmyboy and @Kitana

BaeTine wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 2:40 pm Fighter Messology:

In the beginning, there was a Goddess named @jorge.. This Goddess reigned over the heavens and the earth, and all was well.

But one day she became bored and horny. Determined to introduce some excitement into her holy undergarments, she took the form of a ghost and roamed the earth seeking a beautiful creature.

In the land down under, the ghost Goddess came upon the loveliest of all nymphs, @Martin. While the nymph was sleeping, the Goddess floated into her bed and penetrated her anally. And the nymph became pregnant.

A few forums later (Goddesses and nymphs do not measure time by days or months), the nymph gave birth to an ocean, a gem, and a fire. The nymph saw that the gem was glittery and beautiful, so she named her @Data. The fire burned the nymph's fingers and vagina, so she named him @dinvy. And the nymph saw that the ocean was very salty, so she named her @BaeTine.

A few leaked demos passed, and the Goddess found herself bored again. She saw that the ocean, the gem, and the fire made her world beautiful, and that all was well. But she craved mess.

So she cast a spell over the gem and the fire, causing them to become very drowsy and very horny. She maneuvered them together and caused the fire to impregnate the gem. Not wanting to leave the ocean out, the Goddess asked her to livestream the gem's and the fire's perversions. The ocean had no desire to participate sexually, but like her father, she lived for mess, so she gladly agreed.

Several Lady Marmalade streams passed, and the gem gave birth to a rose. She saw that the petals were beautiful, and she named them @Anitta. The roots were deep and made the rose immovable, so she named them @Jimmyboy. And the thorns were sharp and pricked her fingers when she tried to pick the rose, so she named them @Kitana.

And the ocean, the gem, and the fire initiated the rose into their family, and all the creatures of the earth turned their eyes toward the rose, and the Goddess and the nymph saw that all was well.

There was also in those days a demigoddess named @Janelle, but nobody really knows how she figures into the story.

Janelle wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 12:00 pm

Kitana wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 11:31 am

Janelle wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 11:09 am

Who tf edited this. I’m reporting all new mods.

And those reports will go ignored!

Jorge knows I’m familiar with this concept.