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by Jimmy
Thu May 06, 2021 8:40 pm
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

GHETTOFAB wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 4:49 pm So which one of you queens is gonna pop Chalupaboy's banning cherry?

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I cannot ban, but I can do this:

by Jimmy
Thu May 06, 2021 8:39 pm
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

Creek wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 5:00 pm
GHETTOFAB wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 4:49 pm So which one of you queens is gonna pop Chalupaboy's banning cherry?

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I don’t think Blimpieboy will have the ability to ban people. It’s only Jorge
You c*nts :rip:
by Jimmy
Wed May 05, 2021 9:44 pm
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

GHETTOFAB wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 9:42 pm
Jimmyboy wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:20 pm
GHETTOFAB wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:04 pm Chimi and Shitana? Permaban me now!
On it!
do it bitch, I didn't sign up for rosalia.mx.red , I'm done

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Seethe.

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by Jimmy
Wed May 05, 2021 9:08 pm
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

Agugaga wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:54 pm
Jimmyboy wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 11:04 am Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!
Thank god it’s all water under the bridge for us, and this promotion didn’t happen during our decade long feud. I’m truly ahead of my time and knew it was time to mend things with you. Congrats and happy Cinco de Maya, or whatever.
All good!!

And Cinco de Mayo is not a Mexican Holiday 🙊
by Jimmy
Wed May 05, 2021 8:44 pm
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

jorge. wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:40 pm
Jimmyboy wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 11:04 am Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!
Considering that typically water (the problems) runs under the bridge (the individual), I do enjoy your version where the water completely swallowed the bridge. Not you already drowning Agu in Detroit.

Truly a unique perspective worthy of the diabolically inclined Inquisitor Squad.
Lmao!!!!

Freudian slip?
by Jimmy
Wed May 05, 2021 8:20 pm
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

GHETTOFAB wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 8:04 pm Chimi and Shitana? Permaban me now!
On it!
by Jimmy
Wed May 05, 2021 5:45 pm
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

BaeTine wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 2:40 pm Fighter Messology:

In the beginning, there was a Goddess named @jorge.. This Goddess reigned over the heavens and the earth, and all was well.

But one day she became bored and horny. Determined to introduce some excitement into her holy undergarments, she took the form of a ghost and roamed the earth seeking a beautiful creature.

In the land down under, the ghost Goddess came upon the loveliest of all nymphs, @Martin. While the nymph was sleeping, the Goddess floated into her bed and penetrated her anally. And the nymph became pregnant.

A few forums later (Goddesses and nymphs do not measure time by days or months), the nymph gave birth to an ocean, a gem, and a fire. The nymph saw that the gem was glittery and beautiful, so she named her @Data. The fire burned the nymph's fingers and vagina, so she named him @dinvy. And the nymph saw that the ocean was very salty, so she named her @BaeTine.

A few leaked demos passed, and the Goddess found herself bored again. She saw that the ocean, the gem, and the fire made her world beautiful, and that all was well. But she craved mess.

So she cast a spell over the gem and the fire, causing them to become very drowsy and very horny. She maneuvered them together and caused the fire to impregnate the gem. Not wanting to leave the ocean out, the Goddess asked her to livestream the gem's and the fire's perversions. The ocean had no desire to participate sexually, but like her father, she lived for mess, so she gladly agreed.

Several Lady Marmalade streams passed, and the gem gave birth to a rose. She saw that the petals were beautiful, and she named them @Anitta. The roots were deep and made the rose immovable, so she named them @Jimmyboy. And the thorns were sharp and pricked her fingers when she tried to pick the rose, so she named them @Kitana.

And the ocean, the gem, and the fire initiated the rose into their family, and all the creatures of the earth turned their eyes toward the rose, and the Goddess and the nymph saw that all was well.

There was also in those days a demigoddess named @Janelle, but nobody really knows how she figures into the story.
Loved it!
by Jimmy
Wed May 05, 2021 5:45 pm
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

Creek wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 2:33 pm
Creek wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 2:32 pm I’d like to give Jimmyboy a congratulatory blowjob!
Who the f edited my post??!
Rotf, what did it say?
by Jimmy
Wed May 05, 2021 11:10 am
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

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by Jimmy
Wed May 05, 2021 11:04 am
Forum: The Archives
Topic: Hello! New mods, right this way.
Replies: 112
Views: 34443

Re: Hello! New mods, right this way.

Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!