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by NewAgenda
Mon Sep 05, 2022 10:12 pm
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Racist Louisianan Swamp Monster Lipsyncer: 'Hold Me Closer' a good source of brief cackles

Britney is a narcissist. All I hear is “but I, but I…” from her. Britney got herself in this situation and was abused, but her children are victims as well. She doesn’t seem to understand that. They didn’t ask to be born into this mess. The fact that KFed is the most stable of the two says a lot. Of course children are going to resent the parent who was never around. Even now that she’s free, she doesn’t seem concerned with getting 50% custody of them. She knows she failed as a parent with them, so wants to start a new family to fix her wrongs and act like they didn’t exist. Teenagers lash out at their parents, but she’s engaging with them like she’s a damn teenager herself with the clapping back instead of handling it privately. Britney’s fans are mentally ill too. Britney let’s her fans be her battery and allows them to attack her sons who are still minors.
by NewAgenda
Tue Aug 23, 2022 10:07 pm
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b

BaeTine wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 9:08 am
NewAgenda wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 7:58 am
BaeTine wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:09 am

They didn't think this one all the way through. :rip: Those vocals were a basic, shouty, soulless, white knuckle mess, if they were even real to begin with. And yet your dilapidated fave can't even match that today. But y'all really wish she still could. I just... :cackle:
Her fans claim Max Martin messed up her voice a few years later tho when clearly she already sounded like a dying cat. Max Martin only had so much to work with and if anything helped her sound better with that baby voice. AJ McLean was able to sing like he was a member of Jodeci on the Max Martin productions, so Max Martin would’ve let her use her normal voice if her normal voice was any good to begin with.
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We all know he was extra when it came to vocals like Christina. Not surprised he lipped SMHYB so well.
by NewAgenda
Tue Aug 23, 2022 8:03 am
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b

Erotica wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:23 am
Flame wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:19 pm

9:00 Coco dropping tea that Queen Janet is a sweetheart in person while Shitney & Mooriah are late, rude, insecure hoes.
Oh look another black person had a bad experience with Britney. :eyes:
Britney had the best PR in the world and it’s still very good although they can’t avoid her looking like an addict on IG, so I’m not surprised the negative stories about her are always contained to make her appear as this sweet angel. She is a southern girl. Most southern girls are passive aggressive and hide behind their country accents when they are the most triflin’ ones.
by NewAgenda
Tue Aug 23, 2022 7:58 am
Forum: Ban Archives
Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Thread: 'Hold Me Closer' leaks, just like her husband's b

BaeTine wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:09 am
NewAgenda wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 pm @BaeTine @dinvy

They didn't think this one all the way through. :rip: Those vocals were a basic, shouty, soulless, white knuckle mess, if they were even real to begin with. And yet your dilapidated fave can't even match that today. But y'all really wish she still could. I just... :cackle:
Her fans claim Max Martin messed up her voice a few years later tho when clearly she already sounded like a dying cat. Max Martin only had so much to work with and if anything helped her sound better with that baby voice. AJ McLean was able to sing like he was a member of Jodeci on the Max Martin productions, so Max Martin would’ve let her use her normal voice if her normal voice was any good to begin with.
by NewAgenda
Sun Aug 14, 2022 11:29 am
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Britney seemingly posts about Xtina AGAIN

MartiiX wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 11:20 am
NewAgenda wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:47 am
Where is this from? Wow
Nintendo commercial.
by NewAgenda
Sun Aug 14, 2022 10:24 am
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Britney seemingly posts about Xtina AGAIN

George wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:51 am

@BaeTine
Christina has done everything right personally, which at the end of the day brings her true happiness and I commend her. Fans aren’t going to comfort you at home when the stage lights are off. We like to complain about what Christina isn’t doing professionally, but we have to understand the industry probably left a bad taste in her mouth so she’s navigating how she can without kissing the industry’s ass. We do not know everything Christina had to go through in the music industry, so I can’t fault her for stepping back. As long as she gives us quality music, I will be happy.

Don’t get me wrong, fans are important but Britney let’s her fans be her mouthpiece and it’s an unhealthy way to live. All the success in the world and still unhappy. Most of the times when I watch documentaries about artists during their biggest eras, they say they didn’t get to enjoy it because it was promo, promo, promo and was exhausting. Britney lived her life for her fans and now doesn’t have in her life what’s most important, her family. Her fans coddled her which is why she never reeled it in around 2005-2008 when the GP started to see how unstable she truly was. She thought she was unstoppable because she had the support of her lunatic fans. She wanted the paps to take her pictures 24/7. At one point considering she had way more money then, you’d think she’d have her driver or assistants fill up the gas tank instead of going herself when all the paps were waiting for her.

Most celebrities enjoy the fame, but Britney is addicted to fame. It’s like a gambling addiction and it’s unhealthy. That’s why she ended up in the conservatorship because when the GP stopped praising her and started dragging her she didn’t know how to be viewed as anything other than America’s Sweetheart. Say what you want about her father, but I would bet he did more good than harm. He was trying to protect her because this is how she acts without proper guidance and considering her mental state, I’m sure that was expensive. Mental care is not free. His actions may have seemed harsh, but she really is not mentally there. He actually got her to a point where it seemed like her mental health improved but clearly we can see it hasn’t and it’s worse now that she’s off her meds.
by NewAgenda
Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:22 pm
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Britney seemingly posts about Xtina AGAIN

Alo wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:49 pm This is about Jamielynn not Christina although I can see why people would think that lol
Considering the way Britney writes where she might be talking about Cheetos at the beginning of a paragraph, a baby in the middle and dinosaurs by the end, it wouldn’t be hard to believe she probably got her hatred of Jamie confused with Christina somewhere in her caption. She is still fuming that Jamie had black streaks like Christina.
by NewAgenda
Sat Aug 13, 2022 6:48 pm
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Britney seemingly posts about Xtina AGAIN

She needs professional help. I think this psychotic viewpoint is just how her fans and the Lambs think. They are all batshit crazy and Christina still gets under their skin while minding her business, looking more gorgeous and more talented than they’ll ever be.
by NewAgenda
Thu Jul 14, 2022 12:30 am
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Views: 215176

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Official Thread: Weds Toothless Homo, Deletes IG again

Data wrote: Wed Jul 13, 2022 4:51 pm
Her man won’t even fill up the tank for her? What a useless husband and she is already back to 2006-2007 Britney just like that. Her fans are also delusional saying she doesn’t even know a car needs gas because of her cship as if she wasn’t driving and being reckless well before her cship.

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by NewAgenda
Tue Jul 12, 2022 8:04 am
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Official Thread: Weds Toothless Homo, Deletes IG again

Erotica wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:43 pm Quick someone open a thread on lipstickalley

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LipstickAlley is finally starting to see her for who she really is and dragging her now that they realize she was always the problem.

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/b ... 682/page-6
by NewAgenda
Sun Jul 10, 2022 4:08 pm
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Official Thread: Weds Toothless Homo, Deletes IG again

Candybussy12 wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 4:02 pm I feel like this post has to do with the unflattering pictures of her…. She mentioned how someone made fun of her legs; insinuating that she’s fat, or something. Then then had to spin this into how she’s always been humiliated by the US. I mean, I agree that the US is a mess, but I can’t move to Europe. She can. So, get the fuck out, boo. Love your best life. I do think that she will not see old age, she’s going to the Marilyn Monroe of the 2000s.
Christina, Janet and many others have been torn apart way more for weight gains. Britney takes her own unflattering videos and pics on her own tho. Is it right? no but unfortunately being a public figure opens a person to public scrutiny. She was accustomed to being America’s Sweetheart, so now she can’t handle criticism.
by NewAgenda
Sun Jul 10, 2022 11:14 am
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Official Thread: Weds Toothless Homo, Deletes IG again

BaeTine wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:35 am
NewAgenda wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 4:23 am
BaeTine wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:53 am

Woo, where to even begin? :rip:

I think the main takeaway is that she better be lucky some pedophile thought she had a nice ass back when she was 8, because based on her intelligence, talent, and upbringing, she's much more suited to cleaning the toilets in the airport than she is to being flown, driven, and coddled around it like she has been.

On an unrelated topic, do we think her homosexual "husband" is better off with her dead or alive? I'm trying to plan out the rest of my year and need to know if I'm reserving time to celebrate her eventual overdose or is that on hold for the time being until his bag is more secure?
I think she will end up overdosing within the next 10 years. She’s not well and clearly thinks she’s too good for professional health. Her fans think it’s a flex that she has an “iron clad” prenup, but that just means her gay husband will start taking her money and putting it in offshore accounts before their divorce which probably started on their wedding day. A prenup won’t stop a scammer from scamming. While she’s ranting all day everyday, her gay husband is making sure he’s set for life after he divorces her leaving her penniless. Plenty of stupid wealthy women end up broke before the divorce even with a prenup.
Ugh, I think what you said makes sense. He really does need her alive at least for a little bit longer just so he can bleed her out over time.

If I'm trying to look at the bright side, I guess that means I'll at least have plenty of time to learn my choreo for dancing on her grave.

But on the other hand, it also means we're potentially stuck with her for way longer than I was prepared for if he's not actively trying to figure out how to kill her so he can run off with some dom top flight attendant he's been blowing in the pool house these past several months. :rip:

I swear this is the last time I let myself get my hopes up about anything. :shook:
I love how because she’s Britney it’s glossed over that her own kids don’t even care for her. She used all those celebrities at her Hillbilly wedding to disguise the fact that her sons don’t like her ass and didn’t show up. As Christina tried to tell y’all in 2003, she’s a “lost little girl.” Christina has always seen through the bullshit when others didn’t want to see it.
by NewAgenda
Sun Jul 10, 2022 4:23 am
Forum: Ban Archives
Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
Replies: 4073
Views: 215176

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Official Thread: Weds Toothless Homo, Deletes IG again

BaeTine wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:53 am
NewAgenda wrote: Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:53 pm New Britney rant that she posted on IG, but deleted claiming that she has it so hard as a white girl. @BaeTine @dinvy

Poor Britney had to walk from her private jet to her luxury car. Boohoo!

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Woo, where to even begin? :rip:

I think the main takeaway is that she better be lucky some pedophile thought she had a nice ass back when she was 8, because based on her intelligence, talent, and upbringing, she's much more suited to cleaning the toilets in the airport than she is to being flown, driven, and coddled around it like she has been.

On an unrelated topic, do we think her homosexual "husband" is better off with her dead or alive? I'm trying to plan out the rest of my year and need to know if I'm reserving time to celebrate her eventual overdose or is that on hold for the time being until his bag is more secure?
I think she will end up overdosing within the next 10 years. She’s not well and clearly thinks she’s too good for professional health. Her fans think it’s a flex that she has an “iron clad” prenup, but that just means her gay husband will start taking her money and putting it in offshore accounts before their divorce which probably started on their wedding day. A prenup won’t stop a scammer from scamming. While she’s ranting all day everyday, her gay husband is making sure he’s set for life after he divorces her leaving her penniless. Plenty of stupid wealthy women end up broke before the divorce even with a prenup.
by NewAgenda
Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:53 pm
Forum: Ban Archives
Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Views: 215176

Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Official Thread: Weds Toothless Homo, Deletes IG again

New Britney rant that she posted on IG, but deleted claiming that she has it so hard as a white girl. @BaeTine @dinvy

Poor Britney had to walk from her private jet to her luxury car. Boohoo!

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by NewAgenda
Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:10 pm
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Official Thread: Weds Toothless Personal Trainer, sings V

Damn, not even a Versace gown can take the trailer trash out of her. Makeup a mess. Tracks showing. The damn choker.

All those random ass celebs and her sons nowhere in sight.
by NewAgenda
Wed Jun 08, 2022 12:02 pm
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well Known Misogynistic Louisinian Swamp Monster Lipsyncer Official Thread: Useless Vocals Cords, Useless Womb Editi

Erotica wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:49 am
xtinafighter48 wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:57 am Britney Calls out Kelly Clarkson on her last IG post



Yet she praised Timberlake, Eminem, and Bieber. She really needs to stop living in the 2000s and get help. :facepalmwoman:
Joker Spears is male-identified.
by NewAgenda
Wed Apr 13, 2022 12:52 pm
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Re: Well known misogynistic Louisinian swamp monster lipsyncer official Thread: The egg-laying edition

Why do Britards think everyone should talk about Broccoley delicately but she can talk out the side of her neck about whoever she pleases? I’m glad JT said fuck her.

by NewAgenda
Tue Apr 12, 2022 6:46 am
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Re: Well known misogynistic Louisinian swamp monster lipsyncer official Thread: The egg-laying edition

Also, can we say this is truly an L for the Britards. Funny how we always get the last laugh. Now they are twisting themselves into pretzels claiming this was all about her making her own decisions. Her fans wanted her free thinking 1999-2004 Britney was still there and was trying to have a massive career comeback. Now that she’s free she can give her fans another Britney and Kevin: Chaotic starring Sam this time. We’ve seen this movie before and it won’t end well.

I am in tears on LSA.

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/b ... e.4867774/
by NewAgenda
Tue Apr 12, 2022 6:29 am
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well known misogynistic Louisinian swamp monster lipsyncer official Thread: The egg-laying edition

I always said the wanting to have a baby talk was mostly coming from her escort boyfriend who was able to manipulate her into wanting another one. If her conservatorship was so horrible why did her escort stay with her for 5 years during this time and never utter a word? He was not leaving her without getting something out of the deal. I see why Britney’s dad had to treat her like a child. A baby isn’t going to heal her, intense therapy will but I honestly think it’s too late to truly help her.
by NewAgenda
Thu Apr 07, 2022 9:28 pm
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Topic: [LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy
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Re: Well known misogynistic Louisinian swamp monster lipsyncer official Thread

BaeTine wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 11:44 am
NewAgenda wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 6:46 am Busting it open on a public beach.

The bitch is talented, I will give her that. Somehow found a way to look like undercooked chicken and pork jerky at the same time. :shook:

But Is that a bodyguard behind her? Or her fiance's current top daddy? Or just an innocent bystander being threatened with e. coli and whatever other diseases the two of them are carrying? :rip:
I assume it’s her bodyguard. She better hope her bodyguard doesn’t end up suing her for sexual harassment. Didn’t Mariah get sued a few years ago by a bodyguard for performing sexual acts with the intent that they be viewed by the bodyguard?