Sweet Jesus, I hadn’t watched the video.

The literal ramblings of a madman.

Did anyone get The Shining vibes from this?!

No work and all play prescription pills makes Britney a crazy bitch.

I’ll give her this: her face is looking prettier in those latest pics.

FighterOfX wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 10:51 am Why Taylor Swift fans are mad with Sterileney?

Not sterileney

[logs out]

Nottingham wrote: ↑Mon May 16, 2022 3:15 pm

This board has me screeching

Nottingham wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 5:47 pm

I’m almost certain this woman posts here.

Ana wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 9:37 pm I mean… many pop stars or female stars in general have posed naked. Including our girl Xtina. Whats everyone’s deal with Britney doing it?

You’re kidding right?

“Posing nude” for a magazine, or as part of an ad campaign, or maybe as a one off Instagram post; that’s pretty standard affair these days for women half her age.

But Britney posting incessant naked photos with little emojis covering her flaps is quite different.

It’s become one of the main features of her grid, and there is zero context or purpose shared relating to these photos.

She has two teenage sons who will see this. Their friends will see it. What conversations are happening with them to support them?

She is currently on a PR campaign trying to convince the world that she’s mentally stable. She does not look well when she does this.

I mean, even when the gays of Instagram post a thirst trap pic there’s a SMIDGE of artistry and care taken in the photo (mostly).

Honestly if she announced an ad campaign or magazine cover and was naked in it I wouldn’t bat an eye. This behaviour though is fucking nuts.

BotchedBody1 wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:36 pm Who would have guessed her legacy would come to what it is

I’d say it’s dovetailed perfectly with the quality of her music.

ledif wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:33 am She’s so embarrassing, meth head bitch puta. Pendeja cabrona puta, con el pussy podrido.

[Translation] Her pussy looks like a fish taco that’s been left out in the midday sun [Translation]

Lydekane wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 2:51 am

BaeTine wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 11:54 pm

Data wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 8:32 pm

Golddigger much?

That's the best ring she could afford to buy for herself?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, she didn't even bother to get herself a proper manicure for the announcement picture.

A manicure? You’re expecting too much.

At this point I’d be happy to know she washed her hands after going for a runny shit, but I’m not holding out much hope.

X-fan wrote: ↑Mon Apr 25, 2022 1:22 pm Kevin Federline’s Lawyer Responded To Britney Spears’s “Completely Erroneous” Claims That He Refused To See Her While She Was Pregnant And Warned Her To Be “Very Careful”

Britney Spears’s ex-husband Kevin Federline is denying her recent claims that he refused to see her while she was pregnant with their child.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/le ... zfeedceleb

Yes K-Fed! Drag her by her wispy edges!

MarlonBeckham wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:28 pm "I needeed eyeshadow !!! How did you know?"

Cut to her since the last 15 years looking like a raccoon:

SCREAM

AgentX wrote: ↑Fri Apr 15, 2022 12:39 am

FighterOfX wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 4:19 pm

Hocus Pocus wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:15 pm
Then how come she hasn't posted anything about them? She posts about her life, her boyfriend/fiance, her family etc but no posts about her sons and how she misses them...

That’s the same question, she’s talking about, check her video i love it

I was watching this on the treadmill and OMG the seagull noises almost made me fall off the machine lol

I died too.

Almost tempted to subscribe.

xtinafighter48 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 11:44 pm Literally, her instagram is her diary

Who was she a “stay at home mom” to? Her dogs?

It certainly isn’t her kids…

BaeTine wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:22 pm I'm generally not really the type to advocate for an abortion, but it does seem like all of this could have been avoided if Lynne had just done the right thing back in 1981.

[Choking]

A mess

Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:38 pm

NewAgenda wrote: ↑Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:06 pm Glad she deleted her account.

I bet she only temporarily deleted it. She’ll be back in a week posting more barely legible gibberish and huffing drain cleaner for her fans.

She’s baaaaaaack….



At least I was right about the drain cleaner

NewAgenda wrote: ↑Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:06 pm Glad she deleted her account.

I bet she only temporarily deleted it. She’ll be back in a week posting more barely legible gibberish and huffing drain cleaner for her fans.

I’m cackling at this whole situation.

I’m going to miss her messiness on Insta. Where will she post her nudes now? OnlyFans?

AgentX wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:39 am

Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 5:24 pm

Angelopoulopoulous wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 3:08 am When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.

That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

She should reach out to Beyonaise

You’re not offering your cervix to the cause, bae?

I’ve heard it’s very spongy

BaeTine wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 5:40 pm

Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 5:24 pm

Angelopoulopoulous wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 3:08 am When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.

That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

We don't think that dryness was an unfortunate result of witnessing her fiance take out his dentures to gum some hairdresser's penis in a gas station restroom?

Why am I so turned on right now?

Angelopoulopoulous wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 3:08 am When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.

That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

BotchedBody1 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:45 pm

Jimmy wrote: ↑Fri Feb 11, 2022 6:42 pm

BotchedBody1 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:49 pm

That cover is worse than the Lotus cover

The production on Blackout is top notch, gotta say

Gimme more and Break the Ice are the only bops on the album. It is overrated and Brittlekneey fans have tried to paint the narrative that it is her Stripped bc they have nothing else to hold onto

Break The Ice is a forever bop, though.

Also Get Naked. It’s a great pop album.

But yeah this narrative that Shiteney fans spin that it’s the best pop album since Michael Jackson’s Dangerous is quite nauseating.

dinvy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:39 pm

That’s enough internet for me today.

[logs out]

BaeTine wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:45 pm

AS wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:06 pm Mentioning Xtina again on last pic:

Honestly, it's messy and entertaining but also it's the same psychosis in every post and it's starting to get a little boring. They really need to send her to rehab or jail or somewhere. And at this point, that homosexual she has living in her house has done more than enough to earn his lil payday. Between having to see that lumpy ass naked and having to pretend like he can't smell that yeasty pussy, just cash him out already.

SCREAM

dinvy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:39 pm Wait. LOL

Post it and tag Britney

Is she actually for real.

Why am I enjoying this so much

dinvy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:42 pm Slapped @Tommy_Tank and @Data right across your fucking faces !!!!!

@Motomami !

Don’t smudge my bronzer, sis

Christian wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 7:19 pm I feel bad for being so entertained