[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

[dita]

More like you and 90%% of the broke bitches from this place crying out for money in their banks lmao

Y’all nobodies like trashing her and feeling above AS FUCKING IF, no? PATHETIC!

A couple things, Prolapsecita.

1. How is it trashing her to say she doesn’t have control over her finances? That is a fact, dumb[fake]ass.
2. I have control over my finances and have not “cried out for money” in my bank, so continue to come up with baseless assumptions
3. How about you worry about what you’re going to look like in a month or two now that all of your cosmetic plastic surgeons can’t continue to pump you with Botox, silicone, and whatever else you put in your botched face and body

I got botox in my forehead to prevent expression lines and got fillers in my cheeks both in 2018, which I'm sure they should've dissolved by now And got fat transferred to my ass in 2016. 4 years ago. Since you want to bring this up since you're so aware of me whereabouts, just giving you the straight facts

In what world do people get stuff done on the constant? I'm sure your middle-class ass has no idea of how plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures work. I'm just surprised by your nerve to criticize something you're so ignorant about. Ain't nothing wrong with getting some fillers, botox to prevent expression lines and getting facials at the spa every 2 weeks. it's call self-care. Some people have the time and money to enjoy life. Others.. can only criticize since they don't have the time or resources to experience themselves! The only assholes who like using plastic surgery as an insult are lowlives who clearly can only afford a basic healthcare plan. Fillers and botox are THE MOST common thing in New York, LA, London, Atlanta, Barcelona and many of the cities where I've lived at. The more money you make, the higher your rank is, the bigger your title is... cosmetic procedures, plastic surgeons, personal trainers, spas, dietists, etc. etc. become a more common topic. I mean obviously, if you belong to the right circles. Which brings me back to you. I'm sure your kind has other stuff to worry and talk about. And don't even come with "I dont need it" bullshit, because everybody - including the woman who this forum is named after - has gone through procedures, plenty of times.

Finally, who gives a fuck about how you control your pennies? Until any of you lowlives make more than Britney, y'all have NOTHING to say about her finances. The fucking nerve. LOWLIVES.

What a bunch of narcissistic crap. Who the fuck you calling lowlives? Using plastic surgery and flaunting your wealth on stan forums trying to fill the obvious void in your life; the same way you're relying on Botox to fill your expression lines. What a disgusting attitude.

[Lady Mamacita]

Not reading my whole “essay” but replying twice with even bigger posts thanks for proving my point. Stay in your lane, baby!

Not reading your entire essay, but to address a couple of the dumb things that jumped out of me, you are the one who made a comment about me crying to the bank (or whatever you were trying to say), so to ask/state “who gives a fuck how you spend your pennies” - clearly you do.

Also, it isn’t normal for someone to need all of that extra work, but you do you boo! Droopycita

And lastly, what good is making money if you have no control of it. You’re so dense

the good sis literally just wrote 3 paragraphs about her surgeries
my post wasn't even a dig at Britney or trying to be funny, it's just the plain truth

I know what we said wasn’t even rude - just the truth that she doesn’t have control over her money. Some girls get so triggered over everything....the insecurity JUMPING out !

Oh yes, you coming for Britney triggers me and makes me feel SO insecure!

[Lady Mamacita]

A couple things, Prolapsecita.

1. How is it trashing her to say she doesn’t have control over her finances? That is a fact, dumb[fake]ass.
2. I have control over my finances and have not “cried out for money” in my bank, so continue to come up with baseless assumptions
3. How about you worry about what you’re going to look like in a month or two now that all of your cosmetic plastic surgeons can’t continue to pump you with Botox, silicone, and whatever else you put in your botched face and body

I got botox in my forehead to prevent expression lines and got fillers in my cheeks both in 2018, which I'm sure they should've dissolved by now And got fat transferred to my ass in 2016. 4 years ago. Since you want to bring this up since you're so aware of me whereabouts, just giving you the straight facts

In what world do people get stuff done on the constant? I'm sure your middle-class ass has no idea of how plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures work. I'm just surprised by your nerve to criticize something you're so ignorant about. Ain't nothing wrong with getting some fillers, botox to prevent expression lines and getting facials at the spa every 2 weeks. it's call self-care. Some people have the time and money to enjoy life. Others.. can only criticize since they don't have the time or resources to experience themselves! The only assholes who like using plastic surgery as an insult are lowlives who clearly can only afford a basic healthcare plan. Fillers and botox are THE MOST common thing in New York, LA, London, Atlanta, Barcelona and many of the cities where I've lived at. The more money you make, the higher your rank is, the bigger your title is... cosmetic procedures, plastic surgeons, personal trainers, spas, dietists, etc. etc. become a more common topic. I mean obviously, if you belong to the right circles. Which brings me back to you. I'm sure your kind has other stuff to worry and talk about. And don't even come with "I dont need it" bullshit, because everybody - including the woman who this forum is named after - has gone through procedures, plenty of times.

Finally, who gives a fuck about how you control your pennies? Until any of you lowlives make more than Britney, y'all have NOTHING to say about her finances. The fucking nerve. LOWLIVES.

What a bunch of narcissistic crap. Who the fuck you calling lowlives? Using plastic surgery and flaunting your wealth on stan forums trying to fill the obvious void in your life; the same way you're relying on Botox to fill your expression lines. What a disgusting attitude.

My wealth? Flaunting? So how does some of you freaks’ logic work? I called them out for coming for Britney’s life and he/she brought up me having my ass done cause it’s the only thing they always like bringing up lol what the fuck did you expect me to say? Lmao. If me putting some (I repeat ) lowlife who has a big mouth and a bigger nerve on their place offends you so much, go ahead and put me on ignore. Your life will be better after it hopefully! Toodles!

[Lady Mamacita]

I called BotchedFetus1 a broke bitch and pathetic, she replied by bringing up my ass and a million insults because that’s the only thing she can TRY to bring up about me, I reply in a similar manner putting her back in her place and some idiots jump like I was fucking Hitler kicking a fucking puppy or something Give me a fucking break, grow some fucking balls, and fuck off. Bunch of hypocrites.

[Lady Mamacita]

I got botox in my forehead to prevent expression lines and got fillers in my cheeks both in 2018, which I'm sure they should've dissolved by now And got fat transferred to my ass in 2016. 4 years ago. Since you want to bring this up since you're so aware of me whereabouts, just giving you the straight facts

In what world do people get stuff done on the constant? I'm sure your middle-class ass has no idea of how plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures work. I'm just surprised by your nerve to criticize something you're so ignorant about. Ain't nothing wrong with getting some fillers, botox to prevent expression lines and getting facials at the spa every 2 weeks. it's call self-care. Some people have the time and money to enjoy life. Others.. can only criticize since they don't have the time or resources to experience themselves! The only assholes who like using plastic surgery as an insult are lowlives who clearly can only afford a basic healthcare plan. Fillers and botox are THE MOST common thing in New York, LA, London, Atlanta, Barcelona and many of the cities where I've lived at. The more money you make, the higher your rank is, the bigger your title is... cosmetic procedures, plastic surgeons, personal trainers, spas, dietists, etc. etc. become a more common topic. I mean obviously, if you belong to the right circles. Which brings me back to you. I'm sure your kind has other stuff to worry and talk about. And don't even come with "I dont need it" bullshit, because everybody - including the woman who this forum is named after - has gone through procedures, plenty of times.

Finally, who gives a fuck about how you control your pennies? Until any of you lowlives make more than Britney, y'all have NOTHING to say about her finances. The fucking nerve. LOWLIVES.

Not reading your entire essay, but to address a couple of the dumb things that jumped out of me, you are the one who made a comment about me crying to the bank (or whatever you were trying to say), so to ask/state “who gives a fuck how you spend your pennies” - clearly you do.

Also, it isn’t normal for someone to need all of that extra work, but you do you boo! Droopycita

And lastly, what good is making money if you have no control of it. You’re so dense

the good sis literally just wrote 3 paragraphs about her surgeries
my post wasn't even a dig at Britney or trying to be funny, it's just the plain truth

Para...graphs? That’s what you call a paragraph? Bionic might’ve died for our sis but your brain has clearly died out of illiteracy lmao

Again: L O W L I V E S

[Christian]

I don't think she's smart enough to understand socialism.

She probably has a clever social media manager or she just thinks roses are pretty

[Agugaga]

Not Britney wanting a redistribution of wealth because she only gets a $1,200 monthly allowance even after working hard her whole life. She looks at her closet full of clothes from Kohl’s and can sympathize with the poor.

[Lady Mamacita]

Not Britney wanting a redistribution of wealth because she only gets a $1,200 monthly allowance even after working hard her whole life. She looks at her closet full of clothes from Kohl’s and can sympathize with the poor.

Lmao

[AintNoOtherMe!]

I love her Instagram. She’s really an angel. I can’t believe people hate on this woman.

[DirrtyHancock]

Britney Spears Says She Accidentally 'Burnt Down' Her Gym
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebri ... r-BB13olgP
"It was an accident ….but yes …. I burnt it down . I walked past the door to the gym and flames BOOM !!!!!!" she wrote alongside a video. "By the Grace of God the alarm went off after that and yippy hoorah nobody got hurt . Unfortunately now I have only two pieces of equipment left lol and a one-sided mirror gym !!!!! But it could be much worse so I’m grateful. Pssss I like working out better outside anyways !!!!"

[DirrtyHancock]

who is ha personal trainer. she's not even breaking a sweat and ha weights give no resistance

[AintNoOtherMe!]

She’s so adorable and funny!

[Lady Mamacita]

who is ha personal trainer. she's not even breaking a sweat and ha weights give no resistance

Shut the fuck up. What do YOU look like? And most importantly, what will you look like when you reach her age? She's almost in her 40s and already retired. She looks PERFECTLY healthy as a mother of two.

[Lady Mamacita]

Britney Spears Says She Accidentally 'Burnt Down' Her Gym
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebri ... r-BB13olgP
"It was an accident ….but yes …. I burnt it down . I walked past the door to the gym and flames BOOM !!!!!!" she wrote alongside a video. "By the Grace of God the alarm went off after that and yippy hoorah nobody got hurt . Unfortunately now I have only two pieces of equipment left lol and a one-sided mirror gym !!!!! But it could be much worse so I’m grateful. Pssss I like working out better outside anyways !!!!"

DECEASED at Comrade Spears tho you fucking bitch
When she explains how she had two candles I just homegirl is.. dumb Lol love ha!

[love&music]

As a huge fan of her, Im so sad. All her Insta posts look like she is in a break from mental institution. #FreeBritney

[electronicsupersonic]

I can't watch her insta videos, I feel so sad.

[Motomami]

[Creek]

Omg
Why is the last one so accurate

[AintNoOtherMe!]

Im screaming

[DirrtyHancock]

who is ha personal trainer. she's not even breaking a sweat and ha weights give no resistance

Shut the fuck up. What do YOU look like? And most importantly, what will you look like when you reach her age? She's almost in her 40s and already retired. She looks PERFECTLY healthy as a mother of two.

ho i wasnt criticizing her looks, i was thinking about her routine. exercise is supposed to challenge you and she looks like she's moving pillows.

[X-mael]

I don't know but she acts like somebody else or something, her speaking voice is annoying like trying to be a baby or something. Poor thing.

[love&music]

I can't watch her insta videos, I feel so sad.

Me too!

[HAZAYY]

You guys are obsessed with Britney

[SanelyInsane]

She’s the gift that keeps on giving...

[Jimmy]

Champagne problems

[DNNY024]

I don't know but she acts like somebody else or something, her speaking voice is annoying like trying to be a baby or something. Poor thing.

Her mental age must be around 10 to 14 I think ...

[AintNoOtherMe!]

[mention]Kitana[/mention]

[X-mael]

I don't know but she acts like somebody else or something, her speaking voice is annoying like trying to be a baby or something. Poor thing.

Her mental age must be around 10 to 14 I think ...

I started to think the same, I mean Metal Health is something serious, but she act like someone so empty and scare IDK. Yet some ppl dare to call that being a Queen, Goddess, Bitch Queen.

That is sad.

[Honeymouth]

Over the years of joking and trolling I completely regret and feel bad for making fun of her and all the jokes calling her Britbot etc. she's very sweet and am glad or hope she retires soon.. everyone around her including her fam use and take advantage of her and its terrible to see.. she deserves a peaceful quiet life to do what she pleases and away from the media. She is a living legend.

[Thainus]

Poor thing. I don't think she sounds empty or robotic. To me, she comes across as a shy girl who was never allowed to make a mistake or to think for herself, and unfortunately she isn't resilient enough to cope with the mental abuse she's received. She might be untalented and boring, and her fans are delusional assholes, but at least she's not a resentful cunt. She's always really sweet and a bit childish, as if she was never given the chance to mature. No wonder some people feel very protective of her.

I always come back to thinking about that time she was locked outside her house, crying on the curb, literally begging the paparazzi to please leave her alone, and she wasn't even strong enough to pick herself up and go away. How fucked up you must be to reach that point.