[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

[supersonic]

Random PSA:

Can we consider ignoring anything Britney related? I'm seeing so much back and forth on Twitter and its so stupid on both ends, to be honest. Let's not engage at all, its giving abusive toxic behavior and adding more fuel to the comparisons. Which is delusional because they are vastly different. Also hate that we can't even enjoy Twitter because of this petty useless made up fight. Let's just ignore!

[BaeTine]

Random PSA:

Can we consider ignoring anything Britney related? I'm seeing so much back and forth on Twitter and its so stupid on both ends, to be honest. Let's not engage at all, its giving abusive toxic behavior and adding more fuel to the comparisons. Which is delusional because they are vastly different. Also hate that we can't even enjoy Twitter because of this petty useless made up fight. Let's just ignore!

I don't fux wit Twat.Red, but I remain in favor of dragging Broccoley and all her lil veggie babies on this forum.

[X-mael]

Random PSA:

Can we consider ignoring anything Britney related? I'm seeing so much back and forth on Twitter and its so stupid on both ends, to be honest. Let's not engage at all, its giving abusive toxic behavior and adding more fuel to the comparisons. Which is delusional because they are vastly different. Also hate that we can't even enjoy Twitter because of this petty useless made up fight. Let's just ignore!

It becomes so annoying, every time I log on Twitter I see the Luchonas, responding that nonsense. Like?! Can you just IGNORE. Lol

[pato]

This bitch is prasing eminem on her ig, she’s more than nuts

Yes, nothing says hope, identity, acceptance or love the way this does:

I should've known better when you started to act weird
We coulda... hey, where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim! It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself!
Ha-ha, got ya! Go ahead, yell!
Here, I'll scream with you! "Ah, somebody help!"
Don't you get it bitch? No one can hear you!
Now shut the fuck up and get what's coming to you!
You were supposed to love me!!
Now bleed bitch, bleed!! Bleed bitch, bleed!! Bleed!!

WTF is Knee's damage, besides envy? She has f**king Christina Aguilera been her corner since 2000s, whom she slanders, yet this misogynist psychopath is her darling?

well, I read what she wrote and yes, she's 17 mentally...

[MarlonBeckham]

I didn't wanna talk about BS, but I have to leave this here.

Her fans were calling her sister and her mother the worst names ever for write a book talking s**t about her, not about themselves. (I agree, btw)... but now there's a scoop that BS herself is going to write one herself. Let's see her fans being hipocrites and love if BS write something shady about X.

[FighterOfX]

I didn't wanna talk about BS, but I have to leave this here.

Her fans were calling her sister and her mother the worst names ever for write a book talking s**t about her, not about themselves. (I agree, btw)... but now there's a scoop that BS herself is going to write one herself. Let's see her fans being hipocrites and love if BS write something shady about X.

I hope this ugly cunt, stay xtina’s name out of her mouth and fingers

[Franzjoseph]

I didn't wanna talk about BS, but I have to leave this here.

Her fans were calling her sister and her mother the worst names ever for write a book talking s**t about her, not about themselves. (I agree, btw)... but now there's a scoop that BS herself is going to write one herself. Let's see her fans being hipocrites and love if BS write something shady about X.

Is she bringing Myah Marie in to write the book for her as well because no way that methed up trailer trash has the literacy skills to write a book.

[Melissa]

So ready for Britney to spilllll alll the tea

[Addicted]

She joins the Obamas and Clintons for highest paid memoirs.

[Addicted]

Gen Z keeps giving Britney love, she has a few songs going viral on Tiktok at the moment. 25 million monthly listeners on spotify with no album out.



10 songs with over 100k streams daily



Toxic now has over 700 million streams

[VenusAsABoy]

I blocked Britney on IG, and I hit the Not interested button everytime they try to recommend any video of her.... She is completely cancelled in my reality.

[AintNoOtherMe!]

Gen Z keeps giving Britney love, she has a few songs going viral on Tiktok at the moment. 25 million monthly listeners on spotify with no album out.



10 songs with over 100k streams daily



Toxic now has over 700 million streams

Wow! Her numbers are huge. There is no stopping her!

[FullCircle]

Gen Z keeps giving Britney love, she has a few songs going viral on Tiktok at the moment. 25 million monthly listeners on spotify with no album out.



10 songs with over 100k streams daily



Toxic now has over 700 million streams

Wow. These are great numbers for her. Is it safe to say she's the most successful lipsyncer of all time? Not even Milli Vanilli came close

[Agugaga]

To be honest, her numbers could be better? She has 9 freakin albums and a massive catalog. Vs someone like Christina who only had 6 studio albums and a bunch of side projects not geared for mainstream. So what all that being said I’d expect her to be doing a lot better than Xtina on streaming, yet they are both in the same neighborhood. Christina’s collaborations really helped keep her one of the most 00s streamed females.

[XisGonGiveIt2U]

I’m just interested in what those she’s gonna talk about have to say. Since she’s probably airing their laundry out, they will hers. And I’m inclined to believe both sides will not hold back.

[AintNoOtherMe!]

[NewAgenda]

Lock this male identified lady back up!

[AgentX]

Lock this male identified lady back up!

Is that her penmanship?

[NewAgenda]

Lock this male identified lady back up!

Is that her penmanship?

I wouldn’t be surprised considering the way she types her captions, which are all over the place. I hope she hires a ghostwriter for her book because it’s hard to follow her captions. Knowing her she will probably refuse a ghostwriter and the book will be 300 pages of run on sentences and stories that make absolutely no sense. I imagine the book will just be a rant fest. To me it’s too soon for her to write a book, because she hasn’t healed yet from what she’s been through.

It reminds me of Kanye’s third part of his documentary. It was difficult to get through because Kanye is all over the place and to me he isn’t at peace yet like Britney, so his documentary just kinda ended with him ultimately having a bunch of issues he still hasn’t come to terms with. Normally a book or doc is supposed to end with someone finding peace. Kanye and Britney are not close to that.

[XisGonGiveIt2U]

And ppl are not talking enough about her odd behavior on social media. I see now why she didn’t have access to it, but it was even weird then. It’s just getting worse. Any other celebrity, ppl would be questioning them. I guess this is her normal???

[genie]

Lock this male identified lady back up!

Putintney being paranoid as usual. I'm surprised she hasn't mentioned Christina in a while.

[BaeTine]

Now this dumb bitch is going to try to get somebody's semen to ferment in that dilapidated and yeasty pussy so she can ruin multiple additional people's lives. I guess if she wants it to be her fiance's baby she'll have to have one of his male escorts shit on her crotch? Not really sure about the physics of it all.

[DevotionHURTS]

Now this dumb bitch is going to try to get somebody's semen to ferment in that dilapidated and yeasty pussy so she can ruin multiple additional people's lives. I guess if she wants it to be her fiance's baby she'll have to have one of his male escorts shit on her crotch? Not really sure about the physics of it all.

Her story is sad. I hope that more people realize that mental health is important.

[Lydekane]

Now this dumb bitch is going to try to get somebody's semen to ferment in that dilapidated and yeasty pussy so she can ruin multiple additional people's lives. I guess if she wants it to be her fiance's baby she'll have to have one of his male escorts shit on her crotch? Not really sure about the physics of it all.

Why is she constantly rolling in sand?

[Franzjoseph]

Its either that or spinning in circles, this methed out bitch truly has fried her brain hey?

[Angelopoulopoulous]

When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.

[Tommy_Tank]

When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.

That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

[BaeTine]

When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.

That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

We don't think that dryness was an unfortunate result of witnessing her fiance take out his dentures to gum some hairdresser's penis in a gas station restroom?

[Tommy_Tank]

When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.

That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

We don't think that dryness was an unfortunate result of witnessing her fiance take out his dentures to gum some hairdresser's penis in a gas station restroom?

Why am I so turned on right now?

[BaeTine]

That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

We don't think that dryness was an unfortunate result of witnessing her fiance take out his dentures to gum some hairdresser's penis in a gas station restroom?

Why am I so turned on right now?

To have been a fly on her scalp the wall when that scene was taking place...!