[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

[MarlonBeckham]

‘Being pregnant is not an illness’: Nancy Grace Says Britney Spears’ Pregnancy is a Constitutional Right. Fans Fear Another Breakdown.

https://www.crimeonline.com/2022/04/12/ ... breakdown/

Meanwhile, Spears’, fiancé Sam Asghari, reportedly said he’s taking his upcoming role as a father seriously. DailyMail reports that he shared thoughts on Instagram, coupled with a painting of a lion, lioness, and a cub.

“Marriage and kids are a natural part of a strong relationship filled with love and respect. Fatherhood is something I have always looked forward to and I don’t take it lightly. It is the most important job I will ever do.”

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It is a job because you'll get a wage? And what about this article being on a... CRIME PAGE? lol

[xtinafighter48]

maybe it's not the right time for a new baby....

or

probably she is fearing menopausia and she is trying to get her best life before it

[X-fan]

[Hocus Pocus]

^ i can't

[Emma]

It is what she deserves

[DevotionHURTS]

Why? I mean, why?

She already has kids. She was married. She doesn't have to be with this guy.

He wants more money for every 5 years he spends with her? WTF.

I mean...

[wanted]

[Data]

Golddigger much?

[BaeTine]

Golddigger much?

That's the best ring she could afford to buy for herself?

[Lydekane]

Golddigger much?

That's the best ring she could afford to buy for herself?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, she didn't even bother to get herself a proper manicure for the announcement picture.

[Sapphire]

hope Xtina sings Hurt and You Lost Me at their wedding party

[Tommy_Tank]

Golddigger much?

That's the best ring she could afford to buy for herself?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, she didn't even bother to get herself a proper manicure for the announcement picture.

A manicure? You’re expecting too much.

At this point I’d be happy to know she washed her hands after going for a runny shit, but I’m not holding out much hope.

[BaeTine]

Golddigger much?

That's the best ring she could afford to buy for herself?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, she didn't even bother to get herself a proper manicure for the announcement picture.

You will not disrespect the picked-my-nose-until-I-bled tips!

[Lydekane]

hope Xtina sings Hurt and You Lost Me at their wedding party

She needs to promote La Fuerza!! She must perform Santo [/x.red]

[love&music]

She is flaunting vagina in Instagram! Wow. She will end up with an onyfans page. She is so sad and the comments " Queen your vagina is flawless!" "Better singer alive with the best body".....LOL.

[BaeTine]

She is flaunting vagina in Instagram! Wow. She will end up with an onyfans page. She is so sad and the comments " Queen your vagina is flawless!" "Better singer alive with the best body".....LOL.

Guessing that comment was from her fiance. When confronted by an unwanted and unwelcome vagina, what else would a homosexual man say but this?

[ledif]

She’s so embarrassing, meth head bitch puta. Pendeja cabrona puta, con el pussy podrido.

[Tommy_Tank]

She’s so embarrassing, meth head bitch puta. Pendeja cabrona puta, con el pussy podrido.

[Translation] Her pussy looks like a fish taco that’s been left out in the midday sun [Translation]

[Nottingham]

MESS

[wanted]

^ Twitter is spotlighting it as well:

[ledif]

She’s so embarrassing, meth head bitch puta. Pendeja cabrona puta, con el pussy podrido.

[Translation] Her pussy looks like a fish taco that’s been left out in the midday sun [Translation]

No, translation is she’s a nasty pussy bitch, meth head puta.

[BotchedBody1]

Who would have guessed her legacy would come to what it is

[Tommy_Tank]

Who would have guessed her legacy would come to what it is

I’d say it’s dovetailed perfectly with the quality of her music.

[BaeTine]

Who would have guessed her legacy would come to what it is

I’d say it’s dovetailed perfectly with the quality of her music.

I was going to say, the only people who didn't see this coming still don't see it, because they're all on her insta calling her ethereal and the best vocalist of her generation.

[grrfrrtrr]

When I see her opportunistic boy toy with his set of fake teeth, I want to break things. I hope they prove me wrong.

[Xeena]

Her fans want her to be free bit not too free

[Franzjoseph]

Methney is disgusting

[Ana]

I mean… many pop stars or female stars in general have posed naked. Including our girl Xtina. Whats everyone’s deal with Britney doing it?

[FullCircle]

I mean… many pop stars or female stars in general have posed naked. Including our girl Xtina. Whats everyone’s deal with Britney doing it?

They have done it tastefully.

[Tommy_Tank]

I mean… many pop stars or female stars in general have posed naked. Including our girl Xtina. Whats everyone’s deal with Britney doing it?

You’re kidding right?

“Posing nude” for a magazine, or as part of an ad campaign, or maybe as a one off Instagram post; that’s pretty standard affair these days for women half her age.

But Britney posting incessant naked photos with little emojis covering her flaps is quite different.

It’s become one of the main features of her grid, and there is zero context or purpose shared relating to these photos.

She has two teenage sons who will see this. Their friends will see it. What conversations are happening with them to support them?

She is currently on a PR campaign trying to convince the world that she’s mentally stable. She does not look well when she does this.

I mean, even when the gays of Instagram post a thirst trap pic there’s a SMIDGE of artistry and care taken in the photo (mostly).

Honestly if she announced an ad campaign or magazine cover and was naked in it I wouldn’t bat an eye. This behaviour though is fucking nuts.