[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

[DirrtyHancock]

What an horrible mother

Arranging a PR spectacle fake-wedding to a homosexual whilst her own sons are hurting and deciding not to have contact with her. What a self-centred cunt!

Shame on the celebrities feeding into this train-wreck.

@DirrtyHancock sis, this includes your messy Abuela Moldonna.

im surprised you havent made this connection yet but why do you think quen stans godonna so much? she knows she's sucking the life and soul of out that swamp rat.

[DevotionHURTS]

Does anyone actually think Sam loves Britney? I think he is a diabolical fuck who is making money off of a mentally unstable woman. I do hate Britney's hateful temperament, but I don't wish this upon her. She literally has nobody close to her who cares about her well-being.

I feel sorry for her, but it is a bit ironic that she ended up with a gay guy. Oh well, they must be really good girlfriends, and enjoy eating icecream together.

[BaeTine]

Arranging a PR spectacle fake-wedding to a homosexual whilst her own sons are hurting and deciding not to have contact with her. What a self-centred cunt!

Shame on the celebrities feeding into this train-wreck.

@DirrtyHancock sis, this includes your messy Abuela Moldonna.

im surprised you havent made this connection yet but why do you think quen stans godonna so much? she knows she's sucking the life and soul of out that swamp rat.

Wait, bitch, now I suddenly feel like stanning. Does Nanadonna have any good songs you can recommend?

[Jimmy]

@DirrtyHancock sis, this includes your messy Abuela Moldonna.

im surprised you havent made this connection yet but why do you think quen stans godonna so much? she knows she's sucking the life and soul of out that swamp rat.

Wait, bitch, now I suddenly feel like stanning. Does Nanadonna have any good songs you can recommend?

Rotf, you’re gonna have to go way back to find one

[DirrtyHancock]

im surprised you havent made this connection yet but why do you think quen stans godonna so much? she knows she's sucking the life and soul of out that swamp rat.

Wait, bitch, now I suddenly feel like stanning. Does Nanadonna have any good songs you can recommend?

Rotf, you’re gonna have to go way back to find one

Madame X was 2019 tho

[Prometheus]

Her new song leaked.

[Addicted]

Hold me closer gorls! Hold me Closer just leaked! The gheys have a new anthem!! Omg!

[Franzjoseph]

Methney sounds like shit as expected, ew her voice is so damaged, that tone is so grating. That vocal is so fking processed and it still sounds so fucked up. This song is an abomination lmao

[Franzjoseph]

Hold me closer gorls! Hold me Closer just leaked! The gheys have a new anthem!! Omg!

I really question anyone who is fucked up enough to think Methney sounds good in this

[FighterOfX]

Hold me closer gorls! Hold me Closer just leaked! The gheys have a new anthem!! Omg!

I really question anyone who is fucked up enough to think Methney sounds good in this

Sounds like shit.
Rita Ora reject this?
It’s not even on Dua Lipa b-side level
Miss Elton is desperate for a new gay hit
I miss myah marie or that girl’s name who records all her music since blackout

[Erotica]

Literally sounds like two robots singing.

[Franzjoseph]

Hold me closer gorls! Hold me Closer just leaked! The gheys have a new anthem!! Omg!

I really question anyone who is fucked up enough to think Methney sounds good in this

Sounds like shit.
Rita Ora reject this?
It’s not even on Dua Lipa b-side level
Miss Elton is desperate for a new gay hit
I miss myah marie or that girl’s name who records all her music since blackout

Myah Marie would have sounded great on this lmaooo

[Erotica]

If you told me this was a computer-generated vocal, I would believe it. Vocaloid realness.

[Darling Nikki]

Hold me closer gorls! Hold me Closer just leaked! The gheys have a new anthem!! Omg!

That's very homophobic

[Xeena]

Literally sounds like two robots singing.

I won't listen but I'll take your word for it. Lol a mess

[reasonwhy]

It sounds basic...

[Angelopoulopoulous]

It sounds basic...

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

[DevotionHURTS]

Literally sounds like two robots singing.

Like, what were you expecting? Vocals?

[DevotionHURTS]

It sounds basic...

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

[BaeTine]

It sounds basic...

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

[George]

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

[BaeTine]

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

Am HOWLING as well.

[Sapphire]

it sounds very smooth and delicate

















when I turn the volume off

[DevotionHURTS]

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

[DevotionHURTS]

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

[DevotionHURTS]

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

[DevotionHURTS]

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

[DevotionHURTS]

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

[Nottingham]

It is suitable for her fanbase then.

Britney's music is the education equivalent of kindergarten.

If it were any more simple or basic, it would have to be single notes played on repeat.

Well, to be fair, that's probably all she's capable of serving in studio anyway. Thank God for technology tbh.

B-but I thought she could be free to sing like Christina now that they're not forcing her to use her baby voice no mo'??

[Agugaga]

@jorge. @Jimmy and the mods should make an immediate mandate for this song to be leaked publicly on this forum! Anyone trying to protect this senile parkside trash and her Kunty Karen fanbase should receive a ban!

WHOEVER HAS THIS SONG, PM me a link now please!! I’m dedicated to botching their autotune deaf moment.