[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

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Agugaga wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 6:59 pm @jorge. @Jimmy and the mods should make an immediate mandate for this song to be leaked publicly on this forum! Anyone trying to protect this senile parkside trash and her Kunty Karen fanbase should receive a ban!

WHOEVER HAS THIS SONG, PM me a link now please!! I’m dedicated to botching their autotune deaf moment.

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Hold me closer sound like this and you can’t change my mind

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Agugaga wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 6:59 pm @jorge. @Jimmy and the mods should make an immediate mandate for this song to be leaked publicly on this forum! Anyone trying to protect this senile parkside trash and her Kunty Karen fanbase should receive a ban!

WHOEVER HAS THIS SONG, PM me a link now please!! I’m dedicated to botching their autotune deaf moment.
Agreed!
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I wanna to listen and vomit too.
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There seems to be a lot of hype around this project so it will most likely smash unless it’s really awful.
Oh well…
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Of course it’s going to smash and reach #1.
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Cant believe this shit is premiering on my FUCKING BIRTHDAY, I hate this cunt
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ledif wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:57 am Of course it’s going to smash and reach #1.
I doubt it, but maybe her stand alone comeback single can do it
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ledif wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 12:57 am Of course it’s going to smash and reach #1.
In Ukraine maybe
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Bad_vocal_technique wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 11:23 pm There seems to be a lot of hype around this project so it will most likely smash unless it’s really awful.
Oh well…
There’s barely any hype though lol
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Bad_vocal_technique wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 11:23 pm There seems to be a lot of hype around this project so it will most likely smash unless it’s really awful.
Oh well…
Its really awful lol
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These people like the song just by pity of her.
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Franzjoseph wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:00 pm
Bad_vocal_technique wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 11:23 pm There seems to be a lot of hype around this project so it will most likely smash unless it’s really awful.
Oh well…
Its really awful lol
Ok I just heard the snippet. Her part was awfully manipulated but there were some nice moments musically. I need to hear the whole thing.
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Omfg the thread title 😂☠️
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Bad_vocal_technique wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 5:06 am
Franzjoseph wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 11:00 pm
Bad_vocal_technique wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 11:23 pm There seems to be a lot of hype around this project so it will most likely smash unless it’s really awful.
Oh well…
Its really awful lol
Ok I just heard the snippet. Her part was awfully manipulated but there were some nice moments musically. I need to hear the whole thing.
Christy should wear an “auto-tune is for pussies” Tshirt again :shook:
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Maleficent wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 2:19 am Cant believe this shit is premiering on my FUCKING BIRTHDAY, I hate this cunt
shitty song for a shitty person.
ha. happy birthday you old bitch!
ahahahahhahahah
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9:00 Coco dropping tea that Queen Janet is a sweetheart in person while Shitney & Mooriah are late, rude, insecure hoes.
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Flame wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:19 pm

9:00 Coco dropping tea that Queen Janet is a sweetheart in person while Shitney & Mooriah are late, rude, insecure hoes.
The teaaaaa is scalding!
:sparkles: Modnitta :sparkles:
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I will not even listen to this "song"

I don't wanna ruin my day.
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Anitta wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 6:17 am
Flame wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:19 pm

9:00 Coco dropping tea that Queen Janet is a sweetheart in person while Shitney & Mooriah are late, rude, insecure hoes.
The teaaaaa is scalding!

Is it tea though?
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NewAgenda wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 pm @BaeTine @dinvy

They didn't think this one all the way through. :rip: Those vocals were a basic, shouty, soulless, white knuckle mess, if they were even real to begin with. And yet your dilapidated fave can't even match that today. But y'all really wish she still could. I just... :cackle:
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BaeTine wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:09 am
NewAgenda wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 pm @BaeTine @dinvy

They didn't think this one all the way through. :rip: Those vocals were a basic, shouty, soulless, white knuckle mess, if they were even real to begin with. And yet your dilapidated fave can't even match that today. But y'all really wish she still could. I just... :cackle:
And then Christina comes out effortlessly taking on one of Whitney's hardest vocals.



and not looking like shes going to shit herself like Methney
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NewAgenda wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 pm @BaeTine @dinvy

They swear she was a good singer "just like Xtinaaa", but she just sounds like a theater kid, very basic.
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Flame wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:19 pm

9:00 Coco dropping tea that Queen Janet is a sweetheart in person while Shitney & Mooriah are late, rude, insecure hoes.
Oh look another black person had a bad experience with Britney. :eyes:
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BaeTine wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:09 am
NewAgenda wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 pm @BaeTine @dinvy

They didn't think this one all the way through. :rip: Those vocals were a basic, shouty, soulless, white knuckle mess, if they were even real to begin with. And yet your dilapidated fave can't even match that today. But y'all really wish she still could. I just... :cackle:
Her fans claim Max Martin messed up her voice a few years later tho when clearly she already sounded like a dying cat. Max Martin only had so much to work with and if anything helped her sound better with that baby voice. AJ McLean was able to sing like he was a member of Jodeci on the Max Martin productions, so Max Martin would’ve let her use her normal voice if her normal voice was any good to begin with.
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Erotica wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 2:23 am
Flame wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:19 pm

9:00 Coco dropping tea that Queen Janet is a sweetheart in person while Shitney & Mooriah are late, rude, insecure hoes.
Oh look another black person had a bad experience with Britney. :eyes:
Britney had the best PR in the world and it’s still very good although they can’t avoid her looking like an addict on IG, so I’m not surprised the negative stories about her are always contained to make her appear as this sweet angel. She is a southern girl. Most southern girls are passive aggressive and hide behind their country accents when they are the most triflin’ ones.
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NewAgenda wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 7:58 am
BaeTine wrote: Tue Aug 23, 2022 12:09 am
NewAgenda wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 11:34 pm @BaeTine @dinvy

They didn't think this one all the way through. :rip: Those vocals were a basic, shouty, soulless, white knuckle mess, if they were even real to begin with. And yet your dilapidated fave can't even match that today. But y'all really wish she still could. I just... :cackle:
Her fans claim Max Martin messed up her voice a few years later tho when clearly she already sounded like a dying cat. Max Martin only had so much to work with and if anything helped her sound better with that baby voice. AJ McLean was able to sing like he was a member of Jodeci on the Max Martin productions, so Max Martin would’ve let her use her normal voice if her normal voice was any good to begin with.
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AgentX wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 8:36 am
Anitta wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 6:17 am
Flame wrote: Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:19 pm

9:00 Coco dropping tea that Queen Janet is a sweetheart in person while Shitney & Mooriah are late, rude, insecure hoes.
The teaaaaa is scalding!
Is it tea though?
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