Hello! New mods, right this way.

[DevotionHURTS]

@Kitana please enforce appropriate rules and regulations against Lady Gaga cruelty

Godga slander will not be tolerated.

Who needs to resort to slander when the truth is already so bad?

Yeah... Her constant plastic surgeries are becoming more evident.

[DevotionHURTS]

Congrats to the new mods.

[Tommy_Tank]

Now that the mods are chosen (congrats), @jorge. can you publish all the highlights from the applications?

I have a feeling @NIGHTMARE©’s will be a lolocaust (bad luck, hun)

[jorge.]

Now that the mods are chosen (congrats), @jorge. can you publish all the highlights from the applications?

what do you think, sis?

[Anitta]

Fighter Messology:

In the beginning, there was a Goddess named @jorge.. This Goddess reigned over the heavens and the earth, and all was well.

But one day she became bored and horny. Determined to introduce some excitement into her holy undergarments, she took the form of a ghost and roamed the earth seeking a beautiful creature.

In the land down under, the ghost Goddess came upon the loveliest of all nymphs, @Martin. While the nymph was sleeping, the Goddess floated into her bed and penetrated her anally. And the nymph became pregnant.

A few forums later (Goddesses and nymphs do not measure time by days or months), the nymph gave birth to an ocean, a gem, and a fire. The nymph saw that the gem was glittery and beautiful, so she named her @Data. The fire burned the nymph's fingers and vagina, so she named him @dinvy. And the nymph saw that the ocean was very salty, so she named her @BaeTine.

A few leaked demos passed, and the Goddess found herself bored again. She saw that the ocean, the gem, and the fire made her world beautiful, and that all was well. But she craved mess.

So she cast a spell over the gem and the fire, causing them to become very drowsy and very horny. She maneuvered them together and caused the fire to impregnate the gem. Not wanting to leave the ocean out, the Goddess asked her to livestream the gem's and the fire's perversions. The ocean had no desire to participate sexually, but like her father, she lived for mess, so she gladly agreed.

Several Lady Marmalade streams passed, and the gem gave birth to a rose. She saw that the petals were beautiful, and she named them @Anitta. The roots were deep and made the rose immovable, so she named them @Jimmyboy. And the thorns were sharp and pricked her fingers when she tried to pick the rose, so she named them @Kitana.

And the ocean, the gem, and the fire initiated the rose into their family, and all the creatures of the earth turned their eyes toward the rose, and the Goddess and the nymph saw that all was well.

There was also in those days a demigoddess named @Janelle, but nobody really knows how she figures into the story.

OMG this was both hilarious and cute! Loves it gorg.

[Anitta]

Glad we finally got some competent moderators tho! Congratulations @Jimmyboy and @Kitana

[Creek]

Glad we finally got some competent moderators tho! Congratulations @Jimmyboy and @Kitana

[Melissa]

Congrats! Rule like the Queen herself!

[GHETTOFAB]

Chimi and Shitana? Permaban me now!

[jorge.]

Not Chimi and Shitana tho

That’s a new one for me.

[Jimmy]

Chimi and Shitana? Permaban me now!

On it!

[NIGHTMARE©]

[SanelyInsane]

Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!

Well, I’m fucked.










J/K. Congrats.

[jorge.]

Wanna talk, or let it be?

[SanelyInsane]

[SanelyInsane]

Wanna talk, or let it be?

When has she ever NOT talked?

[jorge.]

Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!

Considering that typically water (the problems) runs under the bridge (the individual), I do enjoy your version where the water completely swallowed the bridge. Not you already drowning Agu in Detroit.

Truly a unique perspective worthy of the diabolically inclined Inquisitor Squad.

[jorge.]

Wanna talk, or let it be?

When has she ever NOT talked?

DAYSTALLION knows what I mean.

[Jimmy]

Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!

Considering that typically water (the problems) runs under the bridge (the individual), I do enjoy your version where the water completely swallowed the bridge. Not you already drowning Agu in Detroit.

Truly a unique perspective worthy of the diabolically inclined Inquisitor Squad.

Lmao!!!!

Freudian slip?

[jorge.]

Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!

Considering that typically water (the problems) runs under the bridge (the individual), I do enjoy your version where the water completely swallowed the bridge. Not you already drowning Agu in Detroit.

Truly a unique perspective worthy of the diabolically inclined Inquisitor Squad.

Lmao!!!!

Freudian slip?

Quite!

@Agugaga, I specifically mentioned you in his contract, cause I like you now. He won’t instigate, he won’t bother replying to your instigations, but if you cross the line, I will retaliate instead.

So cool it already with the Mexican shit so people stop bringing up your past shit. Be better. Be best/Melania.

[Motomami]

Chimi and Shitana? Permaban me now!

Send me updated nudes or else I will!

[Agugaga]

Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!

Thank god it’s all water under the bridge for us, and this promotion didn’t happen during our decade long feud. I’m truly ahead of my time and knew it was time to mend things with you. Congrats and happy Cinco de Maya, or whatever.

[BaeTine]

So cool it already with the Mexican shit

happy Cinco de Maya, or whatever.

[VenusAsABoy]

Congratulations!

[Jimmy]

Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!

Thank god it’s all water under the bridge for us, and this promotion didn’t happen during our decade long feud. I’m truly ahead of my time and knew it was time to mend things with you. Congrats and happy Cinco de Maya, or whatever.

All good!!

And Cinco de Mayo is not a Mexican Holiday

[jorge.]

Hi everyone,

First, thank you for the opportunity, especially considering how trigger-happy I can be.

I have however, committed to uphold a behavior expected from a Mod, and I will do so. I want the board to know that whatever “issues” I may have had with other members is bridge under the water, and will not let that affect how I behave.

Hope I can be a good Mod!

Thank god it’s all water under the bridge for us, and this promotion didn’t happen during our decade long feud. I’m truly ahead of my time and knew it was time to mend things with you. Congrats and happy Cinco de Maya, or whatever.

All good!!

And Cinco de Mayo is not a Mexican Holiday

Listen, take your wins and explain the merits of Mexican history versus United States perspectives later.

[DevotionHURTS]

One page before the mess started... It must be a new record.

[GHETTOFAB]

Chimi and Shitana? Permaban me now!

On it!

do it bitch, I didn't sign up for rosalia.mx.red , I'm done

[Jimmy]

Chimi and Shitana? Permaban me now!

On it!

do it bitch, I didn't sign up for rosalia.mx.red , I'm done

Seethe.

[jorge.]

Chimi and Shitana? Permaban me now!

On it!

do it bitch, I didn't sign up for rosalia.mx.red , I'm done

I’ll keep you happy, zaddy