[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

Moments to forget...
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I mean, with all this shit going on, anyone could use some encouragement from their favorite artist :angel:
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Ugh... I feel so bad for her. :omg:

I don’t know if it’s her soul-less eyes, or the awkward pose, jittery gestures or weird voice but she doesn’t seem all there... :eyes:
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That baby voice doesn't fit her anymore. And she looks awful.
Yeah, baby, there's a feeling in me
So sexy, sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it


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SanelyInsane wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:53 pm Why does she talk like a 17 year old?
Because that was the last time she was required to think for herself.
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I hate the way she talks. :dizzy:
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NewAgenda wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:22 pm I hate her voice.
Right? She sounds awful with and without autotune. How people ever liked her voice is beyond me.
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she's so cute, in a cocktails-for-breakfast divorced aunt kinda way
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Britney Spears calls for wealth redistribution, general strike on Instagram
https://theweek.com/speedreads/904391/b ... -instagram



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Come through, Miss American Dream. :shook:
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sometimes i forget she has no control over her money :facepalmwoman:
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Tovarischi Britni we love to see it! :musicwoman:
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bionicDied4UrSins wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:31 pm sometimes i forget she has no control over her money :facepalmwoman:
Came here to post this loL. She is secretly crying out for help to regain control of her finances
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Of course the new wave of radical socialism had to come from the core of pop culture's decadent capitalism.

After all, "work bitch" is this century's Marxist anthem. Just be ready for her upcoming album, "Che Britney"
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Godney is so smart lmfao
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BotchedBody1 wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:58 pm
bionicDied4UrSins wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:31 pm sometimes i forget she has no control over her money :facepalmwoman:
Came here to post this loL. She is secretly crying out for help to regain control of her finances
More like you and 90%% of the broke bitches from this place crying out for money in their banks lmao

Y’all nobodies like trashing her and feeling above AS FUCKING IF, no? :lmao: PATHETIC!
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La Mamacita wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:11 am
BotchedBody1 wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:58 pm
bionicDied4UrSins wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:31 pm sometimes i forget she has no control over her money :facepalmwoman:
Came here to post this loL. She is secretly crying out for help to regain control of her finances
More like you and 90%% of the broke bitches from this place crying out for money in their banks lmao

Y’all nobodies like trashing her and feeling above AS FUCKING IF, no? :lmao: PATHETIC!

A couple things, Prolapsecita.

1. How is it trashing her to say she doesn’t have control over her finances? That is a fact, dumb[fake]ass.
2. I have control over my finances and have not “cried out for money” in my bank, so continue to come up with baseless assumptions
3. How about you worry about what you’re going to look like in a month or two now that all of your cosmetic plastic surgeons can’t continue to pump you with Botox, silicone, and whatever else you put in your botched face and body
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So Brit just took someone else's words without original input, color me surprised :facepalmwoman:
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BotchedBody1 wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:14 pm
La Mamacita wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:11 am
BotchedBody1 wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:58 pm

Came here to post this loL. She is secretly crying out for help to regain control of her finances
More like you and 90%% of the broke bitches from this place crying out for money in their banks lmao

Y’all nobodies like trashing her and feeling above AS FUCKING IF, no? :lmao: PATHETIC!

A couple things, Prolapsecita.

1. How is it trashing her to say she doesn’t have control over her finances? That is a fact, dumb[fake]ass.
2. I have control over my finances and have not “cried out for money” in my bank, so continue to come up with baseless assumptions
3. How about you worry about what you’re going to look like in a month or two now that all of your cosmetic plastic surgeons can’t continue to pump you with Botox, silicone, and whatever else you put in your botched face and body
I got botox in my forehead to prevent expression lines :rip: and got fillers in my cheeks both in 2018, which I'm sure they should've dissolved by now :lmao: And got fat transferred to my ass in 2016. 4 years ago. Since you want to bring this up since you're so aware of me whereabouts, just giving you the straight facts :kiss:

In what world do people get stuff done on the constant? I'm sure your middle-class ass has no idea of how plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures work. I'm just surprised by your nerve to criticize something you're so ignorant about. Ain't nothing wrong with getting some fillers, botox to prevent expression lines and getting facials at the spa every 2 weeks. :roll: :P it's call self-care. Some people have the time and money to enjoy life. Others.. can only criticize since they don't have the time or resources to experience themselves! The only assholes who like using plastic surgery as an insult are lowlives who clearly can only afford a basic healthcare plan. Fillers and botox are THE MOST common thing in New York, LA, London, Atlanta, Barcelona :rip: and many of the cities where I've lived at. The more money you make, the higher your rank is, the bigger your title is... cosmetic procedures, plastic surgeons, personal trainers, spas, dietists, etc. etc. become a more common topic. I mean obviously, if you belong to the right circles. Which brings me back to you. I'm sure your kind has other stuff to worry and talk about. And don't even come with "I dont need it" bullshit, because everybody - including the woman who this forum is named after - has gone through procedures, plenty of times.

Finally, who gives a fuck about how you control your pennies? Until any of you lowlives make more than Britney, y'all have NOTHING to say about her finances. The fucking nerve. LOWLIVES.
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La Mamacita wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:08 pm
BotchedBody1 wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:14 pm
La Mamacita wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:11 am

More like you and 90%% of the broke bitches from this place crying out for money in their banks lmao

Y’all nobodies like trashing her and feeling above AS FUCKING IF, no? :lmao: PATHETIC!

A couple things, Prolapsecita.

1. How is it trashing her to say she doesn’t have control over her finances? That is a fact, dumb[fake]ass.
2. I have control over my finances and have not “cried out for money” in my bank, so continue to come up with baseless assumptions
3. How about you worry about what you’re going to look like in a month or two now that all of your cosmetic plastic surgeons can’t continue to pump you with Botox, silicone, and whatever else you put in your botched face and body
I got botox in my forehead to prevent expression lines :rip: and got fillers in my cheeks both in 2018, which I'm sure they should've dissolved by now :lmao: And got fat transferred to my ass in 2016. 4 years ago. Since you want to bring this up since you're so aware of me whereabouts, just giving you the straight facts :kiss:

In what world do people get stuff done on the constant? I'm sure your middle-class ass has no idea of how plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures work. I'm just surprised by your nerve to criticize something you're so ignorant about. Ain't nothing wrong with getting some fillers, botox to prevent expression lines and getting facials at the spa every 2 weeks. :roll: :P it's call self-care. Some people have the time and money to enjoy life. Others.. can only criticize since they don't have the time or resources to experience themselves! The only assholes who like using plastic surgery as an insult are lowlives who clearly can only afford a basic healthcare plan. Fillers and botox are THE MOST common thing in New York, LA, London, Atlanta, Barcelona :rip: and many of the cities where I've lived at. The more money you make, the higher your rank is, the bigger your title is... cosmetic procedures, plastic surgeons, personal trainers, spas, dietists, etc. etc. become a more common topic. I mean obviously, if you belong to the right circles. Which brings me back to you. I'm sure your kind has other stuff to worry and talk about. And don't even come with "I dont need it" bullshit, because everybody - including the woman who this forum is named after - has gone through procedures, plenty of times.

Finally, who gives a fuck about how you control your pennies? Until any of you lowlives make more than Britney, y'all have NOTHING to say about her finances. The fucking nerve. LOWLIVES.


Not reading your entire essay, but to address a couple of the dumb things that jumped out of me, you are the one who made a comment about me crying to the bank (or whatever you were trying to say), so to ask/state “who gives a fuck how you spend your pennies” - clearly you do.

Also, it isn’t normal for someone to need all of that extra work, but you do you boo! Droopycita :fan:

And lastly, what good is making money if you have no control of it. You’re so dense :ziggy:
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Your constant need to call out how privileged and high society you think you are SCREAMS insecurity. Maybe you should have spent some of that money on fixing your insides (like talking to a psychologist) vs focusing so much on your exterior . You are clearly battling some internal demons and overcompensate trying to buy the old Miguel who looked like a typical common Peruvian. Bless.Image
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BotchedBody1 wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:35 pm
La Mamacita wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:08 pm
BotchedBody1 wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:14 pm
A couple things, Prolapsecita.

1. How is it trashing her to say she doesn’t have control over her finances? That is a fact, dumb[fake]ass.
2. I have control over my finances and have not “cried out for money” in my bank, so continue to come up with baseless assumptions
3. How about you worry about what you’re going to look like in a month or two now that all of your cosmetic plastic surgeons can’t continue to pump you with Botox, silicone, and whatever else you put in your botched face and body
I got botox in my forehead to prevent expression lines :rip: and got fillers in my cheeks both in 2018, which I'm sure they should've dissolved by now :lmao: And got fat transferred to my ass in 2016. 4 years ago. Since you want to bring this up since you're so aware of me whereabouts, just giving you the straight facts :kiss:

In what world do people get stuff done on the constant? I'm sure your middle-class ass has no idea of how plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures work. I'm just surprised by your nerve to criticize something you're so ignorant about. Ain't nothing wrong with getting some fillers, botox to prevent expression lines and getting facials at the spa every 2 weeks. :roll: :P it's call self-care. Some people have the time and money to enjoy life. Others.. can only criticize since they don't have the time or resources to experience themselves! The only assholes who like using plastic surgery as an insult are lowlives who clearly can only afford a basic healthcare plan. Fillers and botox are THE MOST common thing in New York, LA, London, Atlanta, Barcelona :rip: and many of the cities where I've lived at. The more money you make, the higher your rank is, the bigger your title is... cosmetic procedures, plastic surgeons, personal trainers, spas, dietists, etc. etc. become a more common topic. I mean obviously, if you belong to the right circles. Which brings me back to you. I'm sure your kind has other stuff to worry and talk about. And don't even come with "I dont need it" bullshit, because everybody - including the woman who this forum is named after - has gone through procedures, plenty of times.

Finally, who gives a fuck about how you control your pennies? Until any of you lowlives make more than Britney, y'all have NOTHING to say about her finances. The fucking nerve. LOWLIVES.


Not reading your entire essay, but to address a couple of the dumb things that jumped out of me, you are the one who made a comment about me crying to the bank (or whatever you were trying to say), so to ask/state “who gives a fuck how you spend your pennies” - clearly you do.

Also, it isn’t normal for someone to need all of that extra work, but you do you boo! Droopycita :fan:

And lastly, what good is making money if you have no control of it. You’re so dense :ziggy:
the good sis literally just wrote 3 paragraphs about her surgeries :rip:
my post wasn't even a dig at Britney or trying to be funny, it's just the plain truth
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bionicDied4UrSins wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:04 pm
BotchedBody1 wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:35 pm
La Mamacita wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:08 pm

I got botox in my forehead to prevent expression lines :rip: and got fillers in my cheeks both in 2018, which I'm sure they should've dissolved by now :lmao: And got fat transferred to my ass in 2016. 4 years ago. Since you want to bring this up since you're so aware of me whereabouts, just giving you the straight facts :kiss:

In what world do people get stuff done on the constant? I'm sure your middle-class ass has no idea of how plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures work. I'm just surprised by your nerve to criticize something you're so ignorant about. Ain't nothing wrong with getting some fillers, botox to prevent expression lines and getting facials at the spa every 2 weeks. :roll: :P it's call self-care. Some people have the time and money to enjoy life. Others.. can only criticize since they don't have the time or resources to experience themselves! The only assholes who like using plastic surgery as an insult are lowlives who clearly can only afford a basic healthcare plan. Fillers and botox are THE MOST common thing in New York, LA, London, Atlanta, Barcelona :rip: and many of the cities where I've lived at. The more money you make, the higher your rank is, the bigger your title is... cosmetic procedures, plastic surgeons, personal trainers, spas, dietists, etc. etc. become a more common topic. I mean obviously, if you belong to the right circles. Which brings me back to you. I'm sure your kind has other stuff to worry and talk about. And don't even come with "I dont need it" bullshit, because everybody - including the woman who this forum is named after - has gone through procedures, plenty of times.

Finally, who gives a fuck about how you control your pennies? Until any of you lowlives make more than Britney, y'all have NOTHING to say about her finances. The fucking nerve. LOWLIVES.


Not reading your entire essay, but to address a couple of the dumb things that jumped out of me, you are the one who made a comment about me crying to the bank (or whatever you were trying to say), so to ask/state “who gives a fuck how you spend your pennies” - clearly you do.

Also, it isn’t normal for someone to need all of that extra work, but you do you boo! Droopycita :fan:

And lastly, what good is making money if you have no control of it. You’re so dense :ziggy:
the good sis literally just wrote 3 paragraphs about her surgeries :rip:
my post wasn't even a dig at Britney or trying to be funny, it's just the plain truth
I know :rip: what we said wasn’t even rude - just the truth that she doesn’t have control over her money. Some girls get so triggered over everything....the insecurity JUMPING out !
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