[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

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BaeTine wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 5:40 pm
Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 5:24 pm
Angelopoulopoulous wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 3:08 am When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.
That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.
We don't think that dryness was an unfortunate result of witnessing her fiance take out his dentures to gum some hairdresser's penis in a gas station restroom?
It's too early here for all this mess from you 2. :cackle: :cackle:
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Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 5:24 pm
Angelopoulopoulous wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 3:08 am When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.
That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

She should reach out to Beyonaise
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AgentX wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 4:39 am
Tommy_Tank wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 5:24 pm
Angelopoulopoulous wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 3:08 am When did she last see her own kids? I guess they have grown up now and as they didn't have much contact with her they haven't developed a strong bond with their mother.

She will probably need to have IVF if she really wants more babies. A woman's fertility dwindles after the age of 40.
That, and all the meds she’s on have probably dried out her vaginal walls to such an extent she’d need a surrogate.

She should reach out to Beyonaise
You’re not offering your cervix to the cause, bae?

I’ve heard it’s very spongy 👀
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her latin era is coming :shook:
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Britards are so delusional lol I still can’t believe people see those videos and genuinely like them.
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Obsessed with Make Me… lately. That song is such a moment. I wish they had released the original video.
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Shitney deletes her Instagram account!!! The best career decision she’s made since Crossroads! :fan:
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Thank fucking god
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Agugaga wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 5:59 pm Shitney deletes her Instagram account!!! The best career decision she’s made since Crossroads! :fan:


LMAO

she hasn't deleted TikTok and twitter according to various websites. another PR trick or perhaps they forced her to delete it because of the nudity? :manshrug:
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Screaming at her dragging the brittlebots for making her take unflattering 'meet and greet' pics :rip:
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lmao

The only reason she has that many followers is because she is a train wreck and people tune in to watch it crash and burn.
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"In August 2018, the Mississippi-born beauty was downgraded from 50-50 to 30-70 custody of 16-year-old Sean and 15-year-old Jayden"

lol I bet her kids begged the courts to do it.
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George wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:54 pm Screaming at her dragging the brittlebots for making her take unflattering 'meet and greet' pics :rip:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... ebook.html
Wonder what the Britbots think about this, especially the ones who got a M&G pic.
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Hopefully the Louisiana swamp monster is next.

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Anitta wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:44 am
George wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:54 pm Screaming at her dragging the brittlebots for making her take unflattering 'meet and greet' pics :rip:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... ebook.html
Wonder what the Britbots think about this, especially the ones who got a M&G pic.
You can ask them at 2022 L.A. Pride as they seethe watching the superior pop star perform. :fan:
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Agugaga wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 4:14 am
Anitta wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:44 am
George wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:54 pm Screaming at her dragging the brittlebots for making her take unflattering 'meet and greet' pics :rip:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... ebook.html
Wonder what the Britbots think about this, especially the ones who got a M&G pic.
You can ask them at 2022 L.A. Pride as they seethe watching the superior pop star perform. :fan:
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George wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:54 pm Screaming at her dragging the brittlebots for making her take unflattering 'meet and greet' pics :rip:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... ebook.html
Spears' most recent post from Tuesday was about her returning to Las Vegas as a tourist for the first time since the January 2019 cancellation of her residency Dominion.

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George wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:54 pm Screaming at her dragging the brittlebots for making her take unflattering 'meet and greet' pics :rip:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... ebook.html

I hate to give clicks to Daily Hate but this is gold:
he 40-year-old semi-retired pop star
:rip:
The only thing I've known when I used to go to Vegas was a hour long meet and greets with 40 people every night getting the worst pics of me and then a two hour show!' the former Mouseketeer wrote.
:rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: OMGGG aahahhahahahaha britbots must be feeling like damn fools now :fan:



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i want to be feared? she's clearly not well. You need to be loved because it looks like you haven't been loved, even by your own family.
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Hocus Pocus wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:14 pm
George wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:54 pm Screaming at her dragging the brittlebots for making her take unflattering 'meet and greet' pics :rip:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... ebook.html

I hate to give clicks to Daily Hate but this is gold:
he 40-year-old semi-retired pop star
:rip:
The only thing I've known when I used to go to Vegas was a hour long meet and greets with 40 people every night getting the worst pics of me and then a two hour show!' the former Mouseketeer wrote.
:rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: OMGGG aahahhahahahaha britbots must be feeling like damn fools now :fan:



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i want to be feared? she's clearly not well. You need to be loved because it looks like you haven't been loved, even by your own family.
Thanks for highlighting the mess :shook:

It was only a matter of time before the semi-retired Louisinian swamp monster turned on the britbots. :rip:
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Also that poor nurse, who was being nice and Britney basically told her to go fuck herself :rip:
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WOW Britney is reacting to the last 40 years of her life like a 16 year old experiencing her first major inconvenience.
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Hocus Pocus wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:14 pm
George wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:54 pm Screaming at her dragging the brittlebots for making her take unflattering 'meet and greet' pics :rip:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... ebook.html

I hate to give clicks to Daily Hate but this is gold:
he 40-year-old semi-retired pop star
:rip:
The only thing I've known when I used to go to Vegas was a hour long meet and greets with 40 people every night getting the worst pics of me and then a two hour show!' the former Mouseketeer wrote.
:rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: :rip: OMGGG aahahhahahahaha britbots must be feeling like damn fools now :fan:



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i want to be feared? she's clearly not well. You need to be loved because it looks like you haven't been loved, even by your own family.
Wow. She's so thoroughly unlikable. "Woe is me" intermittent with impotent rage. Seethe, swamp monster :hah:
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Ppl pay to take those awful pictures with her, she should be grateful for the least. We know her version of ha situation was awful. But be respectful with the ppl that pay and DIDNT know what you went going through. She need a REHAB ASAP!!
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Wow. She does really need help.
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💀 at some random massage therapist letting her know she’s loved …that massage therapist probably felt how empt and sad she is and probably thought she was suicidal
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AgentX wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:29 pm 💀 at some random massage therapist letting her know she’s loved …that massage therapist probably felt how empt and sad she is and probably thought she was suicidal
I hope he robbed her because he realized she has the IQ of a potato.
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Franzjoseph wrote: ↑Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:27 am
AgentX wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 10:29 pm 💀 at some random massage therapist letting her know she’s loved …that massage therapist probably felt how empt and sad she is and probably thought she was suicidal
I hope he robbed her because he realized she has the IQ of a potato.

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I’m cackling at this whole situation.

I’m going to miss her messiness on Insta. Where will she post her nudes now? OnlyFans?
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Glad she deleted her account.
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