[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

[DevotionHURTS]

Heard she'll be starring in the Breaking Bad reboot, bitch doesn't even need characterization

[MarlonBeckham]

I'm sorry if it's somebody who's here or a fighter... but I really can't... fans all around the world calling X, Gaga, Beyoncé, Mariah, Whitney songs "life savers" cause of messages about self esteem problems, suicidal situations, acceptance messages... and somebody's saying "I love Bney because her songs are the best to workout"

I CAN'T.

I mean... Would you say a song like this saved you?

Yes, I would.

There was a time when I was in a hospital bed... I couldn't feel my legs, my body was in pain... and then Baby One More Time was playing on the radio...

...You won't believe it: I made it! Without a single piece of physical strength, just faith and hope... I got up and changed the station.

[George]

[DevotionHURTS]

If somebody told me back then that those were the last days of Normalney, I wouldn't have believed it.

She truly peaked during 2001.

[Maleficent]

Its so sad seeing old pictures of her. She was so gorgeous. The soul has been sniffed out of her face.

[xtinafighter48]

https://theblast.com/218389/britney-spe ... -speeding/

Britney Spears Busted By Highway Patrol For Driving At ‘Unsafe Speed

by Mike Walters Posted on April 18, 2022 at 2:01 pm

Britney Spears is headed back to court, but this time it’s not for her conservatorship, it’s for being caught speeding on a California freeway.

According to new legal documents, obtained by The Blast, the ‘Toxic’ singer was busted by the California Highway Patrol for driving at an “unsafe speed for prevailing conditions.” The ticket was issued on March 10, 2022, and Britney is due in a Los Angeles Courtroom on May 3. The document isn’t specific on how fast she was going, or where exactly she was pulled over.

Turns out, this isn’t the first time Britney has been ticketed by law enforcement for speeding in the past few years. In June of 2019, Britney was busted by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department for the same issue, “unsafe speed.”

[BaeTine]

https://theblast.com/218389/britney-spe ... -speeding/

Britney Spears Busted By Highway Patrol For Driving At ‘Unsafe Speed

by Mike Walters Posted on April 18, 2022 at 2:01 pm

Britney Spears is headed back to court, but this time it’s not for her conservatorship, it’s for being caught speeding on a California freeway.

According to new legal documents, obtained by The Blast, the ‘Toxic’ singer was busted by the California Highway Patrol for driving at an “unsafe speed for prevailing conditions.” The ticket was issued on March 10, 2022, and Britney is due in a Los Angeles Courtroom on May 3. The document isn’t specific on how fast she was going, or where exactly she was pulled over.

Turns out, this isn’t the first time Britney has been ticketed by law enforcement for speeding in the past few years. In June of 2019, Britney was busted by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department for the same issue, “unsafe speed.”

Ahead of her time in trying to wind up dead like we all predicted. Time traveling queen!

[Cruz808]

https://theblast.com/218389/britney-spe ... -speeding/

Britney Spears Busted By Highway Patrol For Driving At ‘Unsafe Speed

by Mike Walters Posted on April 18, 2022 at 2:01 pm

Britney Spears is headed back to court, but this time it’s not for her conservatorship, it’s for being caught speeding on a California freeway.

According to new legal documents, obtained by The Blast, the ‘Toxic’ singer was busted by the California Highway Patrol for driving at an “unsafe speed for prevailing conditions.” The ticket was issued on March 10, 2022, and Britney is due in a Los Angeles Courtroom on May 3. The document isn’t specific on how fast she was going, or where exactly she was pulled over.

Turns out, this isn’t the first time Britney has been ticketed by law enforcement for speeding in the past few years. In June of 2019, Britney was busted by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department for the same issue, “unsafe speed.”

I thought she wasn’t allowed to drive under the conservatorship? How did she also get busted for speeding in 2019?

[Erotica]

https://theblast.com/218389/britney-spe ... -speeding/

Britney Spears Busted By Highway Patrol For Driving At ‘Unsafe Speed

by Mike Walters Posted on April 18, 2022 at 2:01 pm

Britney Spears is headed back to court, but this time it’s not for her conservatorship, it’s for being caught speeding on a California freeway.

According to new legal documents, obtained by The Blast, the ‘Toxic’ singer was busted by the California Highway Patrol for driving at an “unsafe speed for prevailing conditions.” The ticket was issued on March 10, 2022, and Britney is due in a Los Angeles Courtroom on May 3. The document isn’t specific on how fast she was going, or where exactly she was pulled over.

Turns out, this isn’t the first time Britney has been ticketed by law enforcement for speeding in the past few years. In June of 2019, Britney was busted by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department for the same issue, “unsafe speed.”

And so it begins.

[MarlonBeckham]

I came late, sorry... but I came. I wanna see this mess and laugh

[genie]

Here we go again

[Flame]

I wonder how Britards will blame her family when she kills someone while speeding.

"Jamie was hiding in the bushes and threw that child in front of her car!!!!111"

[DevotionHURTS]

Its so sad seeing old pictures of her. She was so gorgeous. The soul has been sniffed out of her face.

She's a living warning of what exploitation can do to a person.

She was drained of all the good in her by her evil family, record label, and fans.

[DevotionHURTS]

https://theblast.com/218389/britney-spe ... -speeding/

Britney Spears Busted By Highway Patrol For Driving At ‘Unsafe Speed

by Mike Walters Posted on April 18, 2022 at 2:01 pm

Britney Spears is headed back to court, but this time it’s not for her conservatorship, it’s for being caught speeding on a California freeway.

According to new legal documents, obtained by The Blast, the ‘Toxic’ singer was busted by the California Highway Patrol for driving at an “unsafe speed for prevailing conditions.” The ticket was issued on March 10, 2022, and Britney is due in a Los Angeles Courtroom on May 3. The document isn’t specific on how fast she was going, or where exactly she was pulled over.

Turns out, this isn’t the first time Britney has been ticketed by law enforcement for speeding in the past few years. In June of 2019, Britney was busted by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department for the same issue, “unsafe speed.”

She needs help. How bad do things need to get for her escort dude and current handlers to do something about it?

[Erotica]

https://theblast.com/218389/britney-spe ... -speeding/

Britney Spears Busted By Highway Patrol For Driving At ‘Unsafe Speed

by Mike Walters Posted on April 18, 2022 at 2:01 pm

Britney Spears is headed back to court, but this time it’s not for her conservatorship, it’s for being caught speeding on a California freeway.

According to new legal documents, obtained by The Blast, the ‘Toxic’ singer was busted by the California Highway Patrol for driving at an “unsafe speed for prevailing conditions.” The ticket was issued on March 10, 2022, and Britney is due in a Los Angeles Courtroom on May 3. The document isn’t specific on how fast she was going, or where exactly she was pulled over.

Turns out, this isn’t the first time Britney has been ticketed by law enforcement for speeding in the past few years. In June of 2019, Britney was busted by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department for the same issue, “unsafe speed.”

She needs help. How bad do things need to get for her escort dude and current handlers to do something about it?

Maybe they want something to happen so they could get what Jamie had. It's very sus how they're allowing her to act a mess.

[MarlonBeckham]

I wonder how Britards will blame her family when she kills someone while speeding.

"Jamie was hiding in the bushes and threw that child in front of her car!!!!111"

I can see the insta post "I never was able to got my license on my own, they were all on me, 4 PEOPLE ON A CAR JUST FOR MY DRIVERS LICENSE!!! THIS IS INSANE! The consv begun in 2001!!!! TRUST ME!!!!!!!"

[Sapphire]

https://theblast.com/218389/britney-spe ... -speeding/

Britney Spears Busted By Highway Patrol For Driving At ‘Unsafe Speed

by Mike Walters Posted on April 18, 2022 at 2:01 pm

Britney Spears is headed back to court, but this time it’s not for her conservatorship, it’s for being caught speeding on a California freeway.

According to new legal documents, obtained by The Blast, the ‘Toxic’ singer was busted by the California Highway Patrol for driving at an “unsafe speed for prevailing conditions.” The ticket was issued on March 10, 2022, and Britney is due in a Los Angeles Courtroom on May 3. The document isn’t specific on how fast she was going, or where exactly she was pulled over.

Turns out, this isn’t the first time Britney has been ticketed by law enforcement for speeding in the past few years. In June of 2019, Britney was busted by the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department for the same issue, “unsafe speed.”

[Franzjoseph]

Lmao its crazy how much the meth fucked up her teeth.

[Lotus]

OMG this thread is a riot!

[Erotica]

This nasty bih is dancing next to the pile of shit in her recent instagram video.

[Lotus]

This nasty bih is dancing next to the pile of shit in her recent instagram video.

OMG! She's totally lost it.

[Darling Nikki]

This nasty bih is dancing next to the pile of shit in her recent instagram video.

Death at the cat not giving a fuck

[Striptina]

This nasty bih is dancing next to the pile of shit in her recent instagram video.

Death at the cat not giving a fuck

That's cats for you. Just the other day my cat was having a staredown with the neighbours cat and he squatted down and took a shit on the ground whilst never once breaking the eye contact. He then STOLE the other cats usual seat on the bin. All whilst remaining unbothered.

[X-fan]

Kevin Federline’s Lawyer Responded To Britney Spears’s “Completely Erroneous” Claims That He Refused To See Her While She Was Pregnant And Warned Her To Be “Very Careful”

Britney Spears’s ex-husband Kevin Federline is denying her recent claims that he refused to see her while she was pregnant with their child.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/le ... zfeedceleb

[Tommy_Tank]

Kevin Federline’s Lawyer Responded To Britney Spears’s “Completely Erroneous” Claims That He Refused To See Her While She Was Pregnant And Warned Her To Be “Very Careful”

Britney Spears’s ex-husband Kevin Federline is denying her recent claims that he refused to see her while she was pregnant with their child.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/le ... zfeedceleb

Yes K-Fed! Drag her by her wispy edges!

[Lotus]

Kevin Federline’s Lawyer Responded To Britney Spears’s “Completely Erroneous” Claims That He Refused To See Her While She Was Pregnant And Warned Her To Be “Very Careful”

Britney Spears’s ex-husband Kevin Federline is denying her recent claims that he refused to see her while she was pregnant with their child.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/le ... zfeedceleb

Yes K-Fed! Drag her by her wispy edges!

I wish Christina did this, shut that lying hoe up.

[DIRRTY]

Didn’t she shut down her IG account recently ?

[George]

Didn’t she shut down her IG account recently ?

I think that was temporary damage control after Catney turned on her own supporters for forcing her to pose for unflattering meet and greet pics

[Data]

[MarlonBeckham]

but she's totally okay