[LIPSYNCHING SWAMPCUNT THREAD] 2002 or 2022? Life in shambles, her sons hate her, obsessed with Christy

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MarlonBeckham wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:57 pm

She went HARD & LOW against Kelsea Ballerini, Hailee Steinfeld and Sofia Carson
Well I have asked for what I wanted for 14 years … a different version of “Baby” but have the producers actually work for me and put it together 🎵 … a start … but as the TEAM said NO and serves me with 4 girls, my sister included, doing a 5 minute version of 4 remixed songs 🎥 to a T not even having to give effort or dance 💃🏼 … just shot it beautifully and the sound was NEW !!! They ruined it for me, embarrassed me and made me feel like absolutely nothing🙄🙄🙄 !!!
She's talking about recording a new version of Baby One More Time.
She needs to sign up for this

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Erotica wrote: ↑Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:43 pm Quick someone open a thread on lipstickalley

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Will he have to return the teeth, too?

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DevotionHURTS wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:29 pm Well, at lest she sounds human when she sings out of tune?

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Human? She sounds like a mix of the goat of I Knee You Were Trouble meme & this cat:

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Nottingham wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 11:21 am
Omg this video ☠️☠️☠️

The Lil Kim clip at the end… we Stan tbh
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Who’s um taking those photos? 🥴
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She took them down?
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Christian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 5:38 pm Who’s um taking those photos? 🥴
Probably Jayden.
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Is she spreading her butthole for the camera?! And why is her hands bigger than her ass?! She’s a mess!
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Why do her hands look so weird and like deformed? 🥴
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Ugh she must not have been getting attention for 3 seconds
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Christian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 8:06 pm Why do her hands look so weird and like deformed? 🥴
Meth
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Yeah well, apparently her father was doing his job well...
ANOM on its way to cross 100M on YouTube!

25 years into her career, still standing strong, the unmatched legend: Christina Aguilera
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She is tacky!
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I remember how Knee stans used to call Christina trashy. Look who's trashy now, flaunting her rectum on Instagram.
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Gross.
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I feel so bad for her kids.
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Poor Brit :(
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I mean

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omg this woman is HOT!


GUYS YOUR COMMENTS ARE VERY CONSERVATIVE WTF? ARE YOU HETERO OR SOMETHING?
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everyone dragging her in the comments HAHAHAHAHAHA she needs help but oh well.
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She deleted the rectum pics!
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H2o wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:39 pm Image
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The warped frame on the wall. :cackle: a
Another photoshop fail.
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That's like a jock's back, omg
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DNNY024 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 4:46 pm That's like a jock's back, omg
She always had jock shoulders and a thick neck :rip:
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Hocus Pocus wrote: ↑Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:01 am

everyone dragging her in the comments HAHAHAHAHAHA she needs help but oh well.
She looks like a demon here.
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MarlonBeckham wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:23 pm
DevotionHURTS wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:29 pm Well, at lest she sounds human when she sings out of tune?

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Human? She sounds like a mix of the goat of I Knee You Were Trouble meme & this cat:

I LOVE the WHY I EYES YA cat so much omg I recite the entire rant to my own cat regularly. What an Internet legend. This clip is an antique it's so old Internet and should be respected.

Also yes Britney sounded a lot like this cat.
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Striptina wrote: ↑Sun Jul 24, 2022 4:32 am
MarlonBeckham wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:23 pm
DevotionHURTS wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:29 pm Well, at lest she sounds human when she sings out of tune?

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Human? She sounds like a mix of the goat of I Knee You Were Trouble meme & this cat:

I LOVE the WHY I EYES YA cat so much omg I recite the entire rant to my own cat regularly. What an Internet legend. This clip is an antique it's so old Internet and should be respected.

Also yes Britney sounded a lot like this cat.
omg YES
I remember when I first saw this & I was a teenager and trying to make my cat learn how to "say" don piano
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